Ross Barkley sparked out

Originally Posted by Cream

I would've thought the lad's law talking guy might argue that Barkley was whispering sweet threatening nothings into his ear. As soon as he felt Barkley's evil touch on his face he thought 'impending danger!!' and reacted.

Not sure about the several follow up punches he threw...

AKA the 'Phil Collins defence'

Originally Posted by Whip Hubley

Not sure what Maddie has to do with this tbh

Under Section 47 of the Children Act 1989, if a child is taken into Police Protection, is the subject of an Emergency Protection Order or there are reasonable grounds to suspect that a child is suffering or is likely to suffer Significant Harm, a Section 47 Enquiry is initiated.

He means section 47 assault you smart arse. Aka ABH.

Originally Posted by Throw

AKA the 'Phil Collins defence'

Oh yeah.
Think that one only works the other way around mind you.

Originally Posted by Part 36 Offer

He means section 47 assault you smart arse. Aka ABH.

Forum GBH

Originally Posted by Part 36 Offer

He means section 47 assault you smart arse. Aka ABH.

Originally Posted by Cream

Forum GBH

Jesus..... Can I section 47 him over the internet? Online sucker punch

Originally Posted by Sparky***

Sounds like he should take a tripbacktolawschool

Section 47 Assault – Actual Bodily Harm (ABH) Just stay with knowing the way to old kent road

Originally Posted by Whip Hubley

Double Being wrong and laughing with another fool who is wrong

Originally Posted by TripDownMiseryLane

Section 47 Assault – Actual Bodily Harm (ABH) Just stay with knowing the way to old kent road



Double Being wrong and laughing with another fool who is wrong

U ok hun? maybe you could crack another joke about Rio's dead wife?

I don't watch many Everton matches so I don't know much about how he's been playing

Is he any good or just another mouth breathing young English player who'll never amount to anything?

Jeez. Big Mike is very confrontational these days.

Scouse footballers in bar room brawls tend not to result in convictions tbf

Name change flounce is worse than a flounce

Imho....

Originally Posted by Bunker Buster

Name change flounce is worse than a flounce

Imho....

Jesus. Throwing subbies at Fuzzy et al...... Scenes on here today.....

Originally Posted by Whip Hubley

Jesus. Throwing subbies at Fuzzy et al...... Scenes on here today.....

Thought we were bros.

Originally Posted by Bunker Buster

Name change flounce is worse than a flounce

Imho....

Originally Posted by Whip Hubley

Jesus. Throwing subbies at Fuzzy et al...... Scenes on here today.....

Originally Posted by itisme_panaflex

Thought we were bros.

Originally Posted by itisme_panaflex

Thought we were bros.

Easy mistake to make tbh

Originally Posted by andyroo

Easy mistake to make tbh

British rubbish on stage?

News flash rolf harris, I ain't no brit.

Originally Posted by itisme_panaflex

British rubbish on stage?

News flash rolf harris, I ain't no brit.

Proper Irish*


*£#%&!ed off first chance he got #likeascouser

Originally Posted by irk

Proper Irish*


*£#%&!ed off first chance he got #likeascouser

All those theme pubs won't run themselves, you know.

Originally Posted by 20 times

I don't watch many Everton matches so I don't know much about how he's been playing

Is he any good or just another mouth breathing young English player who'll never amount to anything?

hes shite imo.

Young? Isn't he about 24 ffs?

Originally Posted by Sparky***

Young? Isn't he about 24 ffs?

Its ridiculous isnt it? he gets spoken about like he is 17 still.

That said Ray Wilkins referred to Jason Puncheon as "a Young Player with a lot still to learn" the other day despite Puncheon being 30

*granted "Butch" may have been inebriated