Valencia

"buy walcott on a free"

Immense.

something about a cuban heel.

Originally Posted by Sparky***

United's medical staff have probably been treating it with a £#%&!ing witch doctor and grinding chicken bones on a photo of him before the game ffs.

it worked for neville

Originally Posted by Crumps

Nah, think we have a player desperately out of form who could do with a rest though.

Suspect the 'mystery' back problem would have be caused by the change in gait cause by his leg break. Just read it and it's a £#%&!ing leg length, Jesus send him to me and I'll make summat for him.

a spliff's not going to help crumps.

Originally Posted by Sparky***

"buy walcott on a free"

Immense.

Call Centre Dave at his best

Originally Posted by Wez

Call Centre Dave at his best

Bit harsh. The boats only so big, and he does have to keep one eye on the tiger.

Originally Posted by Crumps

6 PL players wearing devices I have had a hand in making as well as goalkeeping legend.

Do you make ASBO tags then?

Originally Posted by otbarney

Do you make ASBO tags then?

Nope.

Originally Posted by utd99

Bit harsh. The boats only so big, and he does have to keep one eye on the tiger.

Originally Posted by Crumps

Nope.

Jeez, lighten up, it's Christmas ffs. I know what you do IRL.

Originally Posted by Crumps

Nope.

bantz killer
Qu'est-ce que c'est
fa fa fa fa fa fa fa fa fa far better
Run run run run run run run away

I think I am due new in steps as my knee and hip are killing me today.

Originally Posted by utd99

Bit harsh. The boats only so big, and he does have to keep one eye on the tiger.

ffs

Originally Posted by otbarney

Jeez, lighten up, it's Christmas ffs. I know what you do IRL.

Well, do you want fries wit that or not?

Originally Posted by irk

bantz killer
Qu'est-ce que c'est
fa fa fa fa fa fa fa fa fa far better
Run run run run run run run away

What tune?

Originally Posted by elephantstone

I think I am due new in steps as my knee and hip are killing me today.

Take a picture of the sole of the footwear you wear most and one of the back so I can get a look at the profile of the sole.

Will do pal

Originally Posted by Crumps

Sense the tone and run with it eh?


Everyone will love you then.

@#%&!.

Oh the irony

Originally Posted by elephantstone

Will do pal

The fact it's yer knee and hip points towards excessive supination
, if it is there are a pair of off the shelf ones that should do the trick. If the pics show that I'll send some out to ya on the 2nd/3rd, failing that I am back in proper on the 21st so will look to sort something out for you then.

Originally Posted by Alan

Oh the irony

I'm driving the bandwagon you silly @#%&!. Anti-Rafabio posts do pick up a hell of a lot of rep too.

Come on Alan, dazzle us with your £#%&!wittery.

I would play him today. But in central midfield.

His technique is no worse than Cleverley + he's stronger and faster.

Originally Posted by saffers

I would play him today. But in central midfield.

His technique is no worse than Cleverley + he's stronger and faster.

I've been saying that since he joined, he'd be a perfect central midfielder.

Originally Posted by saffers

I would play him today. But in central midfield.

His technique is no worse than Cleverley + he's stronger and faster.

No Thanks

I know he plays central for his country but I have seen nothing at Utd to indicate he would work in Centre Mid especially in a 2

I thought Cleverley was OK at Swansea. Not outstanding but kept the ball moving quickly and linked high up the pitch with the front players.
I really can't see Valencia moving the ball quickly and playing one twos.

That wouldn't fix the problem of him not running at or past players, he'd just continue to stand them up while he rest of the other team get the time to get in position and sort themselves out

He's not the greatest tackler in the world either, can out muscle players if he bothers to try, but his tackling isn't far off Scholesy standards at times