Swansea City v Manchester United

Originally Posted by believe

would it not be better to bob in on Thursday, leaving your weekend free?

If I find out you've been watching United on your phone again, it's going to be a miserable season for you.

Not really, work and that. Plus, it's the Saturday I've been invited to. Was shocked to get an invite tbh.

Oh, and, @#%&!.

no pressure on rvp - Bale has broad shoulders

Swansea 2 - Utd 0

Michu and some bloke no ones heard of

Originally Posted by guerreiro

Swansea 2 - Utd 0

Michu and some bloke no ones heard of

Shelvey?

Originally Posted by Denis Irwell

no pressure on rvp - Bale has broad shoulders

I always thought Defoe would be a good signing for you, would do a job for a season or 2 and wouldnt kick off too much about being on the bench behind RVP

Originally Posted by SwanseaJack

Shelvey?



I always thought Defoe would be a good signing for you, would do a job for a season or 2 and wouldnt kick off too much about being on the bench behind RVP

£#%&! off.

Originally Posted by SwanseaJack

Shelvey?



I always thought Defoe would be a good signing for you, would do a job for a season or 2 and wouldnt kick off too much about being on the bench behind RVP

Yup - there's a bit of snobbery about Defoe.

''Yes, all he can do is score goals, not like Youtubinho who can head a dead ball into the top corner with his bladder''

Nothing wrong with 'just goalscorers' any more than there's something wrong with defenders who stop the opposition scoring. It's the key part of the job description.

Anyway, we'll lose 3-1 v Swansea and expect RVP to get some sort of Jigsaw Disease where he slowly falls apart right in fron of our own eyes

Defoe often goes months without scoring. When not in form he offers the team absolutely nothing. It'd be hard for him to play himself into form from the bench.

A half decent goalscorer but pointless as long as Hernandez is around.

Originally Posted by Lok

Defoe often goes months without scoring. When not in form he offers the team absolutely nothing. It'd be hard for him to play himself into form from the bench.

A half decent goalscorer but pointless as long as Hernandez is around.

This, utterly and totally.

Originally Posted by SwanseaJack

Shelvey?



I always thought Defoe would be a good signing for you, would do a job for a season or 2 and wouldnt kick off too much about being on the bench behind RVP

Has to be a Bunker Buster log in.

s2c :shakehead:

Missing this, climbing Snowdon.

Moyes has had the better of Swansa with Everton, surely with a better squad it'll be the same story, Swans have added some good signings though. I'll go for 1-1

Originally Posted by Vedder

Missing this, climbing Snowdon.

Moyes has had the better of Swansa with Everton, surely with a better squad it'll be the same story, Swans have added some good signings though. I'll go for 1-1

There is a quicker way y'know

Originally Posted by Denis Irwell

There is a quicker way y'know

The train up?

Spoilt for choice, really

Swansea win written all over it.

Originally Posted by Coracao

Has to be a Bunker Buster log in.

s2c :shakehead:

It isn't tbh, but I was laughing when he'd propped big defoezy....

1-1.

Originally Posted by SwanseaJack

Shelvey?



I always thought Defoe would be a good signing for you, would do a job for a season or 2 and wouldnt kick off too much about being on the bench behind RVP

RvP has always been at United for a year now.

Originally Posted by puressence

I'm jokin pal welcome to the board there's about 3 moyes lovers the rest are £#%&!ers who still love ferie .. Rooney is a @#%&! btw ... Saturday u will start on fire bony m will bag we will create a couple of chances get a dubious pen that rip will convert. We will also be involved in the first goal line goal .. Jones og 2 1 swans we equalise in 93 min vidic ..

eleventeen* - 2 for the good guys, Wellers 7 RVP 2 and a missed pen, DDG & OG

* we have to score eleventeen in every game to quell the doomongers

Originally Posted by puressence

I'm jokin pal welcome to the board there's about 3 moyes lovers the rest are £#%&!ers who still love ferie .. Rooney is a @#%&! btw ... Saturday u will start on fire bony m will bag we will create a couple of chances get a dubious pen that rip will convert. We will also be involved in the first goal line goal .. Jones og 2 1 swans we equalise in 93 min vidic ..

Ffs pissing myself at that.

Originally Posted by Vedder

Ffs pissing myself at that.

Time to wear pampers.