Advert for Becks' arrival in America

Originally Posted by Bunker Buster

A #@&%! that is right though.

quoting from the office

"he has played for united and england what have you done ears?"

How many England caps has he won..............Did he not just play when the squad was low on players........?

He was never the 'Left side' answer was he.

Whats he won with united........?

How has he contributed?

Originally Posted by Bunker Buster

How many England caps has he won..............Did he not just play when the squad was low on players........?

He was never the 'Left side' answer was he.

Whats he won with united........?

How has he contributed?

more medals than shearer

Originally Posted by Serenity Now

Wouldn't entertaining a blind child actually be harder?

not really, give them a cheese grater and tell them to read that

Originally Posted by violater

"he has played for united and england what have you done ears?"

ive represented my country thank you, all i need to do is play for united and im on level terms with soul glo, in terms of ability and @#%&!ishness

infact he wins that one

i hate that thing he does with his eyebrows when he's trying to look hard.

Originally Posted by waynes ear's

sports"center" is alright, download it religiously when the NFL is on

you're having a laugh. All that "he could go all the way" shit. And announcers that shout at you down the mic.

Anyone know where i can download Richardsons Greatest United Games?

Originally Posted by waynes ear's

ive represented my country thank you, all i need to do is play for united and im on level terms with soul glo, in terms of ability and @#%&!ishness

he is a premiership football

yep your nearly there alright

Originally Posted by waynes ear's

ive represented my country thank you,

Special olympics?

I give it a year before he quits football to concentrate on his film career.

Originally Posted by koppas

I give it a year before he quits football to concentrate on his film career.

Has victoria beckham ever smiled? Ever?

When I tongued her bum.

The most fake smile in the world:

can i just say that anyone who blames db23 for this advert is stupid! he's adidas' bitch - and it just so happens that la galaxy's kit sponsor is also adidas - as it was at madrid - nice coincidence - but yes, he is making a £#%&! load of money from it himself.

Originally Posted by believe

played his heart out game in game out for united in all his time there and was forced out by that £#%&!ing alky @#%&! because he didn't like his mrs. yes what a grade A @#%&! beckham is.

Can you prove that?

One of the most underrated footballers ever. Sweetest right foot in football. Won trophies at every club he played for.

Originally Posted by bored

One of the most underrated footballers ever. Sweetest right foot in football. Won trophies at every club he played for.

hahahahahahahahahaha

post of the day or if serious. i feel sorry for you.

Originally Posted by violater

hahahahahahahahahaha

post of the day or if serious. i feel sorry for you.

United wouldn't have won half what they did and Real would've struggled to make the cl last season without him.

Dispute the facts not your prejudices.

Obviously he's no richardson 'the fastest boy in the world'(tm).

Originally Posted by believe

played his heart out game in game out for united in all his time there and was forced out by that £#%&!ing alky @#%&! because he didn't like his mrs. yes what a grade A @#%&! beckham is.

Some people might have believed that before his tearful interview saying how disappointed he was to have been chucked out by Real. He signed on a Bosman, he wasn't thrown out, just like he engineered his exit from United, he did the same at Real. He then lied in an interview to get some sympathy.

Originally Posted by Carrick

Can you prove that?

this goes some way