Today's football 11/5/24

Originally Posted by Bunker Buster

Is Noel Gallagher there ???

Of course he is. It’s in London.

Probably didn’t want to watch Celtic today

Originally Posted by Sparky***

Of course he is. It’s in London.

Probably didn’t want to watch Celtic today

Never change Sparky, never change lad. What a fella you are

Every second song that these bitter @#%&!s sing is about United. The £#%&!wits are going for a record-breaking 4th consecutive title and all they sing about is us

Originally Posted by Offerington

Never change Sparky, never change lad. What a fella you are

Every second song that these bitter @#%&!s sing is about United. The £#%&!wits are going for a record-breaking 4th consecutive title and all they sing about is us

What else can they sing about? Nobody gives a £#%&! about them because they're just a joke. There's no real rivalry with anyone else because they've always been an insignificant shit stain of a club. The cheating pisses other fans off but they still know that City don't matter.

Even their rivalry with us is one sided.

Just find the nearest watery grave you can and bury those 115 charges in it. They have absolutely ruined this league as a contest

Originally Posted by magic_cantona

What else can they sing about? Nobody gives a £#%&! about them because they're just a joke. There's no real rivalry with anyone else because they've always been an insignificant shit stain of a club. The cheating pisses other fans off but they still know that City don't matter.

Even their rivalry with us is one sided.

Who cares what they sing about the grasping little sycophantic, supine, sandal lickers.

Them cheating doesn't antagonise other teams fans they way they should because they've got £#%&! all fans around the country, not like United, Liverpool or Arsenal, so nobody has to deal with them. They only time any of them engage with city is what they see on television.

Originally Posted by larry

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bums starting to squeak

Fulhams?

How the £#%&! is Paul Merson still employed on TV?

The £#%&!ing pickled old @#%&! can't string together more than 3 words at a time, let alone a coherent £#%&!ing sentence.

He cannot remember or pronounce any of the players names. He's a dribbling £#%&!tard who should be sitting on a park bench somewhere drinking £#%&!ing meths & shouting at pavements.

Both spurs and west ham losing at home to teams in the bottom 3.

These are the two teams Arsenal are pinning their hopes on to stop City? £#%&!ing hell. Must be galling for them tbh. Can someone take so much as a point off them? Nah, not a bit of it - City playing 3 teams and they're all on the beach.

Still, that's what happens when you allow one side to just do whatever it wants in order to ascend to a position of total dominance. I'm sure Arsenal fans and Liverpool fans were all pissing their sides back in 2012 when it was us on the receiving end. Not so funny now is it guys.

Originally Posted by Fat Al

How the £#%&! is Paul Merson still employed on TV?

The £#%&!ing pickled old @#%&! can't string together more than 3 words at a time, let alone a coherent £#%&!ing sentence.

He cannot remember or pronounce any of the players names. He's a dribbling £#%&!tard who should be sitting on a park bench somewhere drinking £#%&!ing meths & shouting at pavements.

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We should be paying that release clause for Olise asap

Bye bye Burnley

Originally Posted by andyroo

Bye bye Burnley

They've been relegated but my god they really did pass the ball about at the back really well, the xg, false 9, double pivot £#%&!ing stat nonces will pronounce them moral victors.

Originally Posted by Dr Stranger

We should be paying that release clause for Olise asap

We won't. He'll have a lot of clubs after him who aren't currently a massive £#%&!ing dumpster fire.

Originally Posted by Dr Stranger

We should be paying that release clause for Olise asap

Definitely

Originally Posted by croady26

Definitely

Would happily take mateta off them as well.

We should spend whatever it takes to buy Cole Palmer.

Originally Posted by Finport Red

Would happily take mateta off them as well.

Yeah wasn't sure about him until Glasner

Originally Posted by suedeshoes

We should spend whatever it takes to buy Cole Palmer.

Yeah I would agree if that was only hole in team

Originally Posted by Sparky***

They've been relegated but my god they really did pass the ball about at the back really well, the xg, false 9, double pivot £#%&!ing stat nonces will pronounce them moral victors.



We won't. He'll have a lot of clubs after him who aren't currently a massive £#%&!ing dumpster fire.

Agreed. Chelsea or City. With minimal fuss.

I think the ‘bottlers’ tag was harsh for Arsenal last season, but you could cite a few games where they blew it. 2 up Liverpool. 2 up at West Ham. Lost both games to city

This season, they’re looking at 85-90 points. That’s excellent and you’d take that any season. They’ve lost once in recent weeks: a tough game sandwiched between a CL tie. They’ve taken four off city without conceding a goal. It’s title winning form: 25 points from 30.

The only thing stopping them is a team who have 26 points from their last 30 and who regularly cruise to 90+ points and 10-15 game winning runs without breaking a sweat.

Like Liverpool in 2019 and 2022: they’ll be near perfect and will be punished for one, maybe two slips

It’s about what a juiced up bunch of scummy cheats are all about rather than anyone else

Originally Posted by Dr Stranger

We should be paying that release clause for Olise asap

He’s looks a very good player but isn’t he quite injury prone already?

That’ll only get worse if our training/medical team get a hold of him.

Originally Posted by suedeshoes

We should spend whatever it takes to buy Cole Palmer.

It isn't 2009 any more mate. Why on earth would he leave a clubs he's just joined and looking like their best player?

We need to build our reputation and image up because it's taken an almighty £#%&!ing battering in the last 3 years. If i were a modern day player looking to further my career and win things, from a purely footballing standpoint, i wouldn't touch United with a bargepole. We're a £#%&!ing graveyard for players and managers.

Originally Posted by Dr Stranger

It’s about what a juiced up bunch of scummy cheats are all about rather than anyone else

Exactly. The focus is all in the wrong place. You had Liverpool fans absolutely seething they'd racked up 98 points and not won the league, bemoaning that United won the league with 78 points in 1997 or whatever. That's not the £#%&!ing issue is it lads? The team who finished above you with 100 points have been cooking the books and basically daring anyone to punish them for a decade.

[quote=Sparky***;6072666] Why on earth would he leave a clubs he's just joined and looking like their best player?]

Because he's a red and he'd get to live in Manchester again rather than London. Chelsea are as big a shambles as United anyway.