Brighton v Manchester United - PL 19/05/24 4pm KO - Official Match Thread

kobbie hobbling

Don't get why The Scottish Player is playing.

Just don't get it.

Can someone tell our shit@#%&!s that being on the south coast doesn’t mean they are on holiday.
I know we want this train wreck of a season to end but let’s try and be professional about it.

Originally Posted by atticusgrinch

Don't get why The Scottish Player is playing.

finishing.

Originally Posted by atticusgrinch

Don't get why The Scottish Player is playing.

Just don't get it.

That eye for goal he has.

Perfectly demonstrated when he just £#%&!ed the ball into row Z in a 1v1.

Gormless #@&%!.

Originally Posted by jem

finishing.

We’ll be stuck with him for a year or two yet.

not sure if anyone else spotted that without a magnifying glass but amrabat just gave the ball away again, very nearly leading to a goal
at least he's consistent

£#%&!ing awful this, just awful.

that challenge on martinez. no card. wtf?

Originally Posted by larry

not sure if anyone else spotted that without a magnifying glass but amrabat just gave the ball away again, very nearly leading to a goal
at least he's consistent

not sure if anyone else has noticed, but larry's comments are like those of a spurned lover.

Three centre backs on the bench and we’re playing Casemiro there.
How many times is Amrabat going to get caught on the ball before he puts an actual centre midfielder there? And no centre forward.

Safe to say we’ve put the worst possible spine out there and shock of shocks we’re getting battered.

I think ten Hag wants to get fired.

Martinez looks like someone who’s barely kicked a ball in 8 months.

I’ll be shocked if he lasts 90 mins in the cup final

how many times is amrabat gonna get caught on the ball? he has no awareness of players behind him, he's getting caught all the time

said the commentator

not sure how brighton aren't 3 up, but there's not a performance out there in a red shirt.

Originally Posted by Sparky***

Martinez looks like someone who’s barely kicked a ball in 8 months.

I’ll be shocked if he lasts 90 mins in the cup final

He was like this when he came back last time. We’ll wheel a few out next week and they’ll be at about 70%. We won’t lay a glove on city.

It feels like there’s two games going on. The one we’re watching and the one going on in ten Hag’s head.

amrabat caught in possession again!!

said the commentator, again

only cards for united players.

Originally Posted by larry

said the commentator, again

we get it. spurned. lover.

"spurned lover" is the new "idiot"?

A bit shit but it's our last friendly before the real stuff begins.

Christ, it's painful to watch. Again.

What's the rules on sending offs today? Do you miss the Cup Final or am I dreaming about a rule change where its league bookings for league games only?