Brendan Rodgers

Originally Posted by Zorg

"I've not got time for the meal thing, Brendan"

Originally Posted by Sparky***

Like that meeting Brent has with Neil and the other bird.

"Brendon I don't understand this, where is the report we asked you for?"

"Ah you see, you're not seeing the (makes zooming out gesture with his hands) bigger picture right, you're just looking at results and saying 'oooh he's not, you know, Producing the numbers'. I'm dealing with human beings not numbers"

Originally Posted by Grimson

"I think there’s three players who will let us down this year — the cause, the fight, everything – and I have written them down already in these three envelopes. Make sure you are not in one of the envelopes."

That's always been my favourite. If he's already written them down, there is nothing the players can do to make sure they're not in one of the envelopes. All they can do is make him look an idiot for writing their names down - which he never did, obviously. :shakehead:

You're using standard logic. Big mistake. If you analyse what he says with par logic, it actually makes perfect sense.

Saffers doing a Barry Horowitz

Originally Posted by Switching Off

Saffers doing a Barry Horowitz

Jesus, I remember that #@&%!. Wasn't he one of those loser wrestlers that the famous ones used to beat up every week?

That pat on the back though. Would love to see a Utd player do it in front of a seething kop.

Tevez and Paddy

Nothing wrong with taking a victory lap from time to time when you sage it like Saffers there

Originally Posted by Grimson

"I think there’s three players who will let us down this year — the cause, the fight, everything – and I have written them down already in these three envelopes. Make sure you are not in one of the envelopes."

That's always been my favourite. If he's already written them down, there is nothing the players can do to make sure they're not in one of the envelopes. All they can do is make him look an idiot for writing their names down - which he never did, obviously. :shakehead:

That one was some 'many worlds' shit

Originally Posted by ScarFace

BRENDAN RODGERS INTERVIEW: We don't compare ourselves to Man United anymore... we're looking up, not down
By PATRICK COLLINS
PUBLISHED: 22:05, 15 March 2014

http://www.dailymail.co.uk/sport/foo...n-Rodgers.html

Rodgers :shakehead:

Time to look up again you thick Scouse @#%&!

That's some top-class saging from saffers, ennn quee ayyyy teeee.

bet hes constantly patting himself on the back

Originally Posted by puressence

bet hes constantly patting himself on the back

Jealous he can reach that far? joking

Originally Posted by waynes ear's

jealous he can reach that far? joking

ffs.

https://twitter.com/DeludedBrendan

Started after Hull.

Originally Posted by That Boy Ronaldo!

https://twitter.com/DeludedBrendan

Started after Hull.

Spectacularly unfunny.

Originally Posted by teflon_terry

Spectacularly unfunny.

Yep. Such a waste. Would be funnier with stuff he's actually said ffs..

This is a little better.
http://www.thedailymash.co.uk/sport/...-2015043097885

Originally Posted by dragflick

Yep. Such a waste. Would be funnier with stuff he's actually said ffs..

Didn't say it was funny, more of a sign the wall pushers are not happy.

They'll turn on him if they don't beat QPR on Saturday

When asked whether his team would offer the champions-elect a guard of honour if they were to wrap up the title before playing his side, Rodgers said: 'Absolutely. This club is based on class and dignity and respect'.

ffs, he was banging on about par results last week, now it's the old favourite, class and dignity

He posts on rawk, nqat.

Originally Posted by That Boy Ronaldo!

https://twitter.com/DeludedBrendan

Started after Hull.

That's even worse than the Rodgers account I started 3 years ago and got bored of immediately.

https://twitter.com/brend_rodge/status/241182200660381696