Rooney Watch 2017/18

Originally Posted by 20 times

Charged

"Rooney was arrested shortly after 02:00 BST after officers stopped a black VW Beetle on Altrincham Road, Wilmslow"



nipped out for a pint and borrowed his mrs motor

She probably hid his keys before she went away

some might say this sort of shit stopped him from being the best player he could be

Originally Posted by plopborsky

some might say this sort of shit stopped him from being the best player he could be

He's not been found guilty of anything yet though Ploppers

Originally Posted by waynes ear's

"Rooney was arrested shortly after 02:00 BST after officers stopped a black VW Beetle on Altrincham Road, Wilmslow"



nipped out for a pint and borrowed his mrs motor

Probs thought he'd be less likely to get pulled in an inconspicuous car....

Unlucky Wayne. Right idea but a poor execution. He'll be disappointed with that.

Originally Posted by plopborsky

some might say this sort of shit stopped him from being the best player he could be

If only he'd broken all the records he could has a striker.

Originally Posted by atticusgrinch

Right idea but a poor execution. He'll be disappointed with that.

Classic Wazza tbf

Originally Posted by believe

If only he'd broken all the records he could has a striker.

he should still be creating records at his age and talent

Originally Posted by Baron

Classic Wazza tbf

Looks like he brought his predilection for attempted lobs into his driving habits.

Not ideal. Still, not our problem now either.

How much was he over ?

Originally Posted by atticusgrinch

Probs thought he'd be less likely to get pulled in an inconspicuous car....

or he's pulled some bird, offered to drive her and the motor back to his and a jealous ex/a mate of an ex/boyfriend/one of colleens mates has stitched him up?

Originally Posted by waynes ear's

or he's pulled some bird, offered to drive her and the motor back to his and a jealous ex/a mate of an ex/boyfriend/one of colleens mates has stitched him up?

Originally Posted by Albert Tatlock

How much was he over ?

Could be custody

Originally Posted by waynes ear's

or he's pulled some bird, offered to drive her and the motor back to his and a jealous ex/a mate of an ex/boyfriend/one of colleens mates has stitched him up?

Wouldn't surprise me. The lad's gone feral.

Originally Posted by Albert Tatlock

How much was he over ?

3 times allegedly...

Confirmed to be over 3 x the limit. He also did not own the car,

Originally Posted by Sapien

3 times allegedly...

Is that custodial or just a long ban ?

Got more points than Everton this season

This is the owner of the bar...

Originally Posted by ScarFace

Confirmed to be over 3 x the limit. He also did not own the car,

whats the % of older women that drive beetles

Originally Posted by doudou

Got more points than Everton this season

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