Cristiano Ronaldo

Originally Posted by Grimson

For Ronnie it should probably be 'shaved ballsack' for the sake of accuracy.

My money's on waxed.

Originally Posted by Stickman

Was a double knee if I recall correct.

At 3.10 here. Inconclusive but I'm going to stick with testes

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=JKvgOB69hn4

Originally Posted by Grimson

For Ronnie it should probably be 'shaved ballsack' for the sake of accuracy.

Can't believe he's only scored 1 with his magnificent undercarriage tbh.

ffs. Look at his face after she'd fiddled with him

100% smashed her off-set....

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=ivGDrS_TKm8

https://.youtube.com/watch?v=33gTb1v3wds

Meh.

Proper "knowledgeable" fans will be going to watch "Messi: A Portrait" in their local art gallery cinema. Directed by some @#%&! in a beret.

Shower scene

http://www.skysports.com/football/ne...uillem-balague

Originally Posted by TheFatGoth

http://www.skysports.com/football/ne...uillem-balague

Hat trick in each of his next five games it is then

Originally Posted by TheFatGoth

http://www.skysports.com/football/ne...uillem-balague

Suspect it's more Benitez ruining him rather than a decline

Originally Posted by Mr_Ed

Suspect it's more Benitez ruining him rather than a decline

Just about to say that. That £#%&!ing negative fat @#%&! will suck all the joy out of Real Madrid's football.

They should have never ever got rid of ancelotti.

Originally Posted by Vedder

https://.youtube.com/watch?v=33gTb1v3wds

"I was made to be the best"

He's just not exciting to watch anymore. It's slightly unfair to talk about technique and comparing that with Messi since he's is a playmaker whereas Ronaldo first and foremost was a winger. Now he's all about stats. Less influential in games, but gets the goals ultimately. He's incredibly single-minded, but his 50 goals will catapult his team so they're all happy in that mob of a club.

But the Ronaldo up to about 2011 was scoring goals and being a key player in possession since he attacked the opposition with fantastic dribbles, skills, movement. It's not fun watching him now. Other Real Madrid players are more threatening in possession. You only fear him when he's got a sight of goal approaching the box. When we played them I wasn't threatened about Ronaldo tearing us apart. Ozil, Rat, Modric, Benzema would do that work. They were our danger. He was just there to finish it off.

Originally Posted by Buck

his 50 goals will catapult his team so they're all happy in that mob of a club.

Any team in the world, at any point in history, would be happy with that.

Originally Posted by Buck

He's just not exciting to watch anymore. It's slightly unfair to talk about technique and comparing that with Messi since he's is a playmaker whereas Ronaldo first and foremost was a winger. Now he's all about stats. Less influential in games, but gets the goals ultimately. He's incredibly single-minded, but his 50 goals will catapult his team so they're all happy in that mob of a club.

But the Ronaldo up to about 2011 was scoring goals and being a key player in possession since he attacked the opposition with fantastic dribbles, skills, movement. It's not fun watching him now. Other Real Madrid players are more threatening in possession. You only fear him when he's got a sight of goal approaching the box. When we played them I wasn't threatened about Ronaldo tearing us apart. Ozil, Rat, Modric, Benzema would do that work. They were our danger. He was just there to finish it off.

So you didnt fear Ronaldo 'tearing us apart' when we played Real? Maybe you should have, he scored the goals that decided the tie.

All he does is score goals.

First and foremost Ronaldo is an inside left. Imho

Originally Posted by Stickman

So you didnt fear Ronaldo 'tearing us apart' when we played Real? Maybe you should have, he scored the goals that decided the tie.

Originally Posted by Mr_Ed

Suspect it's more Benitez ruining him rather than a decline

Can't believe it's actually an article. 30 year old has already peaked. Controversial.

Originally Posted by Buck

Now he's all about stats. Less influential in games, but gets the goals ultimately.

To be fair, scoring goals is quite influential in a game.

230 goals in 206 appearances. Ridiculous. Media are so predictable.