Chelsea v Manchester United - PL 04/04/24 8:15pm KO - Official Match Thread

That half is the footballing equivalent of two bald men fighting over a comb

We’re a £#%&!ing mess but luckily so are Chelsea

The space we allow in midfield to the opposition to run through to our goal
Casemiro is a £#%&!ing disgrace

Great to comeback but a proper side would put us to the sword playing like this

Spend all week moaning about robotic lifeless Guardiola football, then moan about a good old fashioned end to end game

Does Joe Cole possibly have an undiscovered, milder form of down's syndrome?

If we were half decent we'd be stuffing this lot

Originally Posted by Sandman

Spend all week moaning about robotic lifeless Guardiola football, then moan about a good old fashioned end to end game

Well said

I’m looking forward to this second half.

I can see us scoring another 2 or 3

Originally Posted by redhegemony

If we were half decent we'd be stuffing this lot

Copy and pasted from a Chelsea forum

Originally Posted by redhegemony

If we were half decent we'd be stuffing this lot

You just know these same comments are being made on the Chelsea forum in the parallel universe

Originally Posted by Sandman

Spend all week moaning about robotic lifeless Guardiola football, then moan about a good old fashioned end to end game

Match thread is utter theatre, most frequent posters haven't kicked a ball in their life...

Here we go again

Ball kickers in the building.

Well at least it’s not boring eh?

Originally Posted by Bunker Buster

Match thread is utter theatre, most frequent posters haven't kicked a ball in their life...

jem at the forefront again

El Crapico

At least it isn’t dull.

Harry Maguire doing more wing work than Rashford has done all season

Originally Posted by redhegemony

If we were half decent we'd be stuffing this lot

When we play with a bit of intensity we look very dangerous.

Like I said earlier in the thread we should just go at teams for the off, if we lose 4-3 so be it but at least have a go.

Originally Posted by larry

jem at the forefront again

you're still an idiot again.

There’s some absolute first class idiocy on show out there

Originally Posted by Sparky***

There’s some absolute first class idiocy on show out there

I said the exact same thing whilst reading through this thread.

Cole Palmer is so very grounded. 300k a week and still let's his mum cut his hair.

This is just mental. Utterly mental.

Kin ell Bruno