*Official* Newcastle v United Match Thread - Teams, Hope, doom & Arguments.

Useless Danish @#%&!.

Great

£#%&!ing load of shit this is.

%@#$&!s

Good goal to be fair

@#%&!s

£#%&! off rio.

What the £#%&!?

A £#%&!ing hoof from the keeper, one knockdown and bang, 1-0.

Great finish but £#%&!ing hell.

£#%&!

This is one of the worst games of the season IMO. And that's saying something

Rooney having a nightmare

Rio is having a stinker so far

first ball, second ball. both centre halves at fault. £#%&!ing shite!

Originally Posted by The Watcher

Low on quality, but the game's being played at a fantastic pace and intensity.

Oh, Ba just scored

Typical british game. Both teams will be battered if they face anyone decent across europe. Shameful stuff

Geordie £#%&!ers playing like 11 supermen..

stunning finish tbf, ba's some player

Originally Posted by borsuk

stunning finish tbf, ba's some player

Cheeky bid?

We've created next to £#%&! all so far

Originally Posted by Harri Jaffa

Cheeky bid?

We buy him, he'll have no knees by the end of feb.

£#%&! off Rooney you big fat bald bastard.

Linda's positioning questionable, defender had that side covered.

I don't know anything at all about goalkeeping but that's my view.

Rooney is a waste of space. Put Welbeck on ffs.