Chelsea v Manchester United - PL 04/04/24 8:15pm KO - Official Match Thread

Bruno levels it. This is truly a battle of 2 shit teams.

Can they not just allow me to wallow in misery in peace??

this is really a game of two really bad teams.

chelsea and united holding each other's beer.

Lovely pre pre assist from Antony

Originally Posted by Dacter

Can they not just allow me to wallow in misery in peace??

It's really unsettling. Whatever next

The battle of the shit@#%&!s

our midfield continues to go on holiday. good grief.

Originally Posted by TreeFiddy

It's really unsettling. Whatever next

It’s outrageous. I’m not allowed to just accept the inevitable.

Does Onana ever keep hold of a shot at the first attempt?

Varane crying off again? Worried about the Euros no doubt. @#%&!.

varane runs like a girl.

Originally Posted by Dacter

It’s outrageous. I’m not allowed to just accept the inevitable.

Does Onana ever keep hold of a shot at the first attempt?

Varane crying off again? Worried about the Euros no doubt. @#%&!.

He retired from international forkball

Originally Posted by Sparky***

He retired from international forkball

Looks like he's retired from club football too.

Originally Posted by madhattricks

our midfield continues to go on holiday. good grief.

mainoo is the best player on the pitch.

could do with some help, though. a good manager would know this.

Originally Posted by Sparky***

He retired from international forkball

Well, don’t I look like a @#%&!?

Is forkball what Shaw has been off playing?

Originally Posted by jem

varane runs like a girl.

Has the weirdest legs. Knocked knees. Awful

Originally Posted by Dacter

It’s outrageous. I’m not allowed to just accept the inevitable.

Does Onana ever keep hold of a shot at the first attempt?

Varane crying off again? Worried about the Euros no doubt. @#%&!.

was listening to a program earlier today. commentator mention this very thing. it's not just Onana. Keepers these days are just punching everything. They don't catch the ball. It's an epidemic. So much talk about how good a keeper is with his feet. People have forgotten the first job of a keeper is to keep the damned ball out of his net. First and foremost.

The match so far…

Originally Posted by jem

varane runs like a girl.

Reported to Glasgow nick

Varane's got a cab booked for half time again.

we are £#%&!ing bossing this. apart from all of the chances chelsea have had.