*Official Match Thread 2016/17* - Manchester United v Zorya Luhansk - 29/09/2016

tbf, we'd be 5 up if they were playing the formation we thought they were going to be.

You could hear Jose then

"What the £#%&!"

After they dived again

its worrying mourinho actually watches fellanis performances, then analyses it with the coaches afterwards and still picks him....

Players aren't up for this. They are ambling about and we'll probably sneak a 1-0 win in the end. Don't expect good displays in this competition when the manager himself would rather be out than in.

No movement, no urgency, no impetus yet no £#%&!ing changes.

Sort it out Jose.

I'm absolutely convinced that Jose wants us out of this competition. No other explanation for this bilge.

Originally Posted by caliban

I'm absolutely convinced that Jose wants us out of this competition. No other explanation for this bilge.

Why waste Zlatan's energy in it, then? We've a game on Sunday lunchtime.

Originally Posted by caliban

I'm absolutely convinced that Jose wants us out of this competition. No other explanation for this bilge.

Deffo, he's putting Rooney on...

Originally Posted by S/Side.Red

Why waste Zlatan's energy in it, then? We've a game on Sunday lunchtime.

Stat-padding

Originally Posted by Buck

Players aren't up for this. They are ambling about and we'll probably sneak a 1-0 win in the end. Don't expect good displays in this competition when the manager himself would rather be out than in.

Bullshit

If he wants to be out why is he picking Pogba and Ibra

£#%&!ing Rooney
We need Carrick ffs

It's okay, shit phoned-in performances are acceptable at the Brave New Manchester United.

This is £#%&!ing sickening. Sickening.

Rooney?

Bad, meet worse.

Send him off ffs. The manager won't.

It's all so low-key. Nobody seems to give a shit. Including me.

Fellaini

The sooner we're out this pile of shite the better

Originally Posted by andyroo

Send him off ffs. The manager won't.

Nah, because then he'll be all fresh for league games.

Originally Posted by ZiggyStardust

Bullshit

If he wants to be out why is he picking Pogba and Ibra

£#%&!ing Rooney
We need Carrick ffs

Yes, it is just shit, with another poor selection in midfield.

What an utterly useless set of @#%&!s.

Decent save by Romero.

I've got a bad feeling about this .......