£#%&! off Mourinho

Originally Posted by General Woundwort

Gone in October

Originally Posted by Cream

Didn't talk to the players after the match.

https://www.theguardian.com/football...ore-experience

Straight on his holibobs and don’t have to live in a Travel Lodge up North for 3 months. Bet he’s smiling now. The @#%&!.

Originally Posted by guerreiro

Straight on his holibobs and don’t have to live in a Travel Lodge up North for 3 months. Bet he’s smiling now. The @#%&!.

Has to squeeze a holiday in before the WC. Doing a bit of punditry isn't he?

Originally Posted by dunk

Has to squeeze a holiday in before the WC. Doing a bit of punditry isn't he?

Yup. For Kremlin sponsored tv.

Hope they slip some uranium into his tea.

Originally Posted by dunk

Has to squeeze a holiday in before the WC. Doing a bit of punditry isn't he?

That’ll be a laugh a minute.....

Originally Posted by Bunker Buster

That’ll be a laugh a minute.....

hope he does the swizz matches

Originally Posted by Sparky***

Ah right. So the divas and precious egos in the dressing room are seeing about getting rid of another manager.:rolleyes:

Zeroing in on their 3rd victim in 5 years.

The managers are changing but the same players who were shit under ferguson are still there, stinking up the place. Pffft.

f***ing media will have been deliriously happy with that result yesterday. It's written about a month's worth of headlines for them until the world cup starts.

Not at all Sparky. Those c***s are going. But then again we said that before Mourinho took over. He had 6 months before taking a session to assess who was good enough for United and two years in he plays THAT defense. Mark my words, Valencia, Young, Smalling, Jones will be at United next season.

There are 10/12 players that needed f***ing off. It needs a complete clearout and him believing in the players he's brought in. He's doing a f***ing miserable job.

Originally Posted by puressence

hope he does the swizz matches

What's he got against Switzerland?

Originally Posted by That Boy Ronaldo!

Not at all Sparky. Those c***s are going. But then again we said that before Mourinho took over. He had 6 months before taking a session to assess who was good enough for United and two years in he plays THAT defense. Mark my words, Valencia, Young, Smalling, Jones will be at United next season.

There are 10/12 players that needed £#%&!ing off. It needs a complete clearout and him believing in the players he's brought in. He's doing a £#%&!ing miserable job.

Originally Posted by Jethro

Two years in, their still here.

Miserable job. I want 2/3 gone by the end of this week.

Deffo in the undecided camp now. Cant take much more of this dreadful, embarrassing, eye gouging 'football'. Chelsea were terrible on Saturday and yet again, there's nothing we can conjure up and the manager is blaming a player here or there, some players again seem to have no fight and in some cases, talent.

My questions about the team and José:

Phil Jones and Smalling - absolutely £#%&!, especially when playing together. Whys Bailey not there? He wasn't injured was he? Yeah he's had an injury but he's our best defender by a country mile.

Who's the £#%&!ing leader? No one grabs the team by the collar when we're down and is screaming and shouting and demanding we step up.

Then there's the overall 'meh' attitude floating about. Its there from minute 1 a lot of the time - who's that down to? They come out of the dressing room and onto the pitch - and lapse straight into a footballing coma. Is the manager not respected enough anymore for any inspiration to be heard? Is he just isolating players everywhere so some are up for it and others can't be arsed. West Brom at home. Jesus. Brighton away. Etc.

Then and most importantly - our identity. Where and what is it? £#%&!ing sick of us being a justifiable laughing stock. Any United fan watching one of our many eye gouging shows and doesn't feel heart broken is probably simple. This isn't United anymore.

Sick of Pogba not being forward enough. Like Rooney's game suffered when he had to come and get the ball and try to start something himself, then he'd get slated for being too deep - same with Pogba imo. But Pogba could vastly improve.

Young and Valencia - slated after a poor result but after a good result, they're heralded as quality. The effort is there, for the most part, but they're a huge part of the problem. Have to be replaced, along with Laurel and Hardy.

Luke Shaw - possibly the most baffling Jose player 'situation'. Slagged off endlessly, comes in, plays well José says he's ace, might get a new contract, then he's dropped again!

Fellaini - what? New contract, and the manager is begging him.

And there's much more. I'm sick of us. Corners ffs! There's another. Why cant we take corners?

I'd say Jose has got til Christmas and then something has to give.

Originally Posted by magic_cantona

Deffo in the undecided camp now. Cant take much more of this dreadful, embarrassing, eye gouging 'football'. Chelsea were terrible on Saturday and yet again, there's nothing we can conjure up and the manager is blaming a player here or there, some players again seem to have no fight and in some cases, talent.

My questions about the team and José:

Phil Jones and Smalling - absolutely w***, especially when playing together. Whys Bailey not there? He wasn't injured was he? Yeah he's had an injury but he's our best defender by a country mile.

Who's the f***ing leader? No one grabs the team by the collar when we're down and is screaming and shouting and demanding we step up.

Then there's the overall 'meh' attitude floating about. Its there from minute 1 a lot of the time - who's that down to? They come out of the dressing room and onto the pitch - and lapse straight into a footballing coma. Is the manager not respected enough anymore for any inspiration to be heard? Is he just isolating players everywhere so some are up for it and others can't be arsed. West Brom at home. Jesus. Brighton away. Etc.

Then and most importantly - our identity. Where and what is it? f***ing sick of us being a justifiable laughing stock. Any United fan watching one of our many eye gouging shows and doesn't feel heart broken is probably simple. This isn't United anymore.

Sick of Pogba not being forward enough. Like Rooney's game suffered when he had to come and get the ball and try to start something himself, then he'd get slated for being too deep - same with Pogba imo. But Pogba could vastly improve.

Young and Valencia - slated after a poor result but after a good result, they're heralded as quality. The effort is there, for the most part, but they're a huge part of the problem. Have to be replaced, along with Laurel and Hardy.

Luke Shaw - possibly the most baffling Jose player 'situation'. Slagged off endlessly, comes in, plays well José says he's ace, might get a new contract, then he's dropped again!

Fellaini - what? New contract, and the manager is begging him.

And there's much more. I'm sick of us. Corners ffs! There's another. Why cant we take corners?

I'd say Jose has got til Christmas and then something has to give.

Speaking of Set Pieces.

What the £#%&! is the deal with Rashford taking everyone of them? He's absolutely £#%&!ing rubbish at them.

Who is allowing it to happen?

Originally Posted by That Boy Ronaldo!

Speaking of Set Pieces.

What the £#%&! is the deal with Rashford taking everyone of them? He's absolutely £#%&!ing rubbish at them.

Who is allowing it to happen?

the player's council.

they decide everything.

jose comes in with these master plans but they overrule him.

remember, if it doesn't work, it's not his fault.

Originally Posted by That Boy Ronaldo!

Speaking of Set Pieces.

What the £#%&! is the deal with Rashford taking everyone of them? He's absolutely £#%&!ing rubbish at them.

Who is allowing it to happen?

If there's one thing, other than catching seagull shit in his mouth, which Ashley Young can do it is cross the ball with his right foot.

Why the £#%&! does he never take a left sided corner?

Enjoyed this.

http://www.espn.co.uk/football/club/...ts-he-good-for

Originally Posted by That Boy Ronaldo!

Enjoyed this.

http://www.espn.co.uk/football/club/...ts-he-good-for

Who’s the Tito Ortiz look a like?

Anyone checked on saffers' emotions?

Originally Posted by Kangared

So for those who want Jose gone. Who is available right now that would improve us as a team to watch AND improve our results enough to make that worthwhile ?

For me the only managers I think would definitely do this would be Klopp or Pep & neither are coming here. I’m a big fan of Poch, but his teams seem to crumble under pressure

Options ?

Sarri.

Originally Posted by Baron

Sarri.

Not that far off tbf