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Old 28-11-2017, 04:52 PM
red in cumbria
 
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Didnt do this fella any harm.

Except on Fantasy Football League, obviously.
 
Old 02-12-2017, 07:28 PM
BarryX
 
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Straight from the beeb:

 
Old 03-12-2017, 10:32 AM
20 times
 
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Straight from the beeb:

He’ll say he deserved the red card because he has red hair. Absolutely zero chance of Garthers not mentioning hair again this week
 
Old 04-12-2017, 06:00 AM
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He’ll say he deserved the red card because he has red hair. Absolutely zero chance of Garthers not mentioning hair again this week
f***ing hell, this is getting silly now

“The fact midfielder Paul Pogba was involved in the move and rolled the most inviting ball for Valencia to control and smash through Petr Cech's legs wasn't wasted on me either. I refuse to allow the Frenchman's dreadful fluorescent-styled Mohican haircut to influence my regard for his talents.”
 
Old 04-12-2017, 08:00 AM
Billy Redface
 
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f***ing hell, this is getting silly now

“The fact midfielder Paul Pogba was involved in the move and rolled the most inviting ball for Valencia to control and smash through Petr Cech's legs wasn't wasted on me either. I refuse to allow the Frenchman's dreadful fluorescent-styled Mohican haircut to influence my regard for his talents.”
Saying it as if it's having a huge effect on others.... but not Garth. Oh no.
 
Old 11-12-2017, 10:41 AM
20 times
 
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No mention of hair from Garth this week. Gutted tbh
 
Old 03-01-2018, 09:40 PM
Poop
 
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Man is a f***ing full blown spasticated retard...

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What a result it was for Brighton to take the points against Watford on 23 December. It was Lewis Dunk's performance against Watford, and again at Newcastle, that left me thinking he is a top-four defender if ever I saw one.

Whether he can mentally cope in that environment would be my only concern, but in terms of his defensive qualities I don't think I've seen a better centre-back this season. I've seen more polished performances but nothing quite so efficient.

It struck me that Liverpool could do themselves a great service by making an audacious move for Dunk. What would he cost - £35m in today's grossly over-inflated market?

Offer £45m and I've no doubt Brighton boss Chris Hughton would drive him to Anfield himself. Could Brighton afford to turn that down? Alongside Virgil van Dijk, Liverpool would suddenly have two towering defenders who know how to defend. They should be paying me a consultancy for this column.
 
Old 03-01-2018, 09:48 PM
waynes ear's
 
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That gif

"Garth, look serious"
 
Old 03-01-2018, 09:52 PM
jem
 
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They should be paying me a consultancy for this column.
dunning and kruger would have made a great centre back pairing.
 
Old 04-01-2018, 08:38 AM
Denis Irwell
 
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Man is a f***ing full blown spasticated retard...



Another genius that’s never managed

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