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Old 16-12-2017, 06:23 PM
otbarney
 
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Not very often we have a major barney, but she’s gone f***ing radio at me this afternoon

Firstly I opposed her intention to buy a real Christmas tree due to the fact for the past few years she’s had this fake one that’s fine

But oh no, she wants a f***ing real one, and what her bastard ladyship wants her bastard ladyship gets

So she goes out, leaving me with instructions to buy a tree that about 5,5 ft tall

I purchase said item, and put it in the living room

In she comes

“ that’s not 5ft 6”

The tape measure proves otherwise...it’s 5ft 8

“ I meant 5ft6 without the Top bit that the fairy goes on, not 5ft6 to the very top....it’s too small you f***ing idiot”*

A row ensued

Apparently I’ve ruined Christmas, on purpose

* something she’s never said to me before
The woman must be a f***in Saint to put up with you.
 
Old 16-12-2017, 06:25 PM
no fun
 
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The woman must be a f***in Saint to put up with you.
Get f***ed, I purchased exactly what she asked for and the c*** has a thrombie, the f***ing gypsy bastard
 
Old 16-12-2017, 06:50 PM
Throw
 
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Fake trees are for scrubbers. End of.
 
Old 16-12-2017, 07:06 PM
no fun
 
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Fake trees are for scrubbers. End of.
Precisely
 
Old 16-12-2017, 07:12 PM
silv
 
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We've got a fake one. Won't happen again

Smelt a beautiful real one the other day and it took me back

Love Christmas me!
 
Old 13-03-2018, 12:28 PM
no fun
 
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This story can be confirmed by Jaffo who had the pleasure of hearing the story from the pegger at weekend

On Friday, the pegger was going to a gig in town with her mate

Went into town early doors, summat to eat, then the pair of them got pissed

At about 10.20pm I received a call asking me where the venue was....I gave precise instructions but wondered why she was almost in rusholme

They arrived at the venue to find that the gig had just finished

No problem, these things happen, but further discussion found that whilst she was heading to a gig here....
http://www.thedeafinstitute.co.uk/


She actually ended up here....http://www.manchesterdeafcentre.com/

....where to the best of my knowledge don’t have the facilities or licence for live music

f***ing thick mare

Last edited by no fun; 13-03-2018 at 12:33 PM.
 
Old 13-03-2018, 12:30 PM
RemisMoses
 
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A concert for the deaf? Does that mean they will be loads of noise or wont be? Its hard to work out. They are just deaf and not deaf offenders aren't they?
 
Old 13-03-2018, 12:31 PM
no fun
 
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A concert for the deaf? Does that mean they will be loads of noise or wont be? Its hard to work out. They are just deaf and not deaf offenders aren't they?
Wtf?
 
Old 13-03-2018, 01:46 PM
RemisMoses
 
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Wtf?


Sorry pal, obscure alan partridge reference


Alan: On the way here quite near by I did see a community centre with a mural on the side?
Estate Agent: School for the deaf.
Alan: Right. That mean there will be noise or there won’t be noise? Difficult one to figure out, that. But they’re just deaf, they’re not deaf offenders?
Estate Agent: They’re just deaf.
 
Old 13-03-2018, 01:48 PM
no fun
 
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Sorry pal, obscure alan partridge reference


Alan: On the way here quite near by I did see a community centre with a mural on the side?
Estate Agent: School for the deaf.
Alan: Right. That mean there will be noise or there won’t be noise? Difficult one to figure out, that. But they’re just deaf, they’re not deaf offenders?
Estate Agent: They’re just deaf.


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