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Old 23-10-2017, 11:58 AM
red red robbo
 
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The shark wasn't really trying.
 
Old 23-10-2017, 12:07 PM
Lazlo Panaflex
 
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won't be long before we can use genetic manipulation.

Apply some gills to my boy doc

or have my daughter spliced with 2% leopard dna

Ever go to visit an old stately house/castle. and see the portraits of the aristocrats? Ugly retards. And it's not just aristocratic inbreeding. Regular people were bet down ditch pigs too.

Our generation will look like that to the future people.

yo doc, too late to lash a bit of horse dna into my netherlands?
 
Old 23-10-2017, 12:07 PM
Lok
 
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He's got a giant fucking flipper on. Cheating cunt.
 
Old 23-10-2017, 12:14 PM
Sapien
 
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Hmmm...bit of a chinny reckon that story....
 
Old 23-10-2017, 12:35 PM
guerreiro
 
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Quote:
Originally Posted by Sapien
Hmmm...bit of a chinny reckon that story....
Agreed as its something Id make up as well.
 
Old 23-10-2017, 12:42 PM
Stakker
 
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Paul Sykes delivers SHARK advice.

 
Old 23-10-2017, 03:46 PM
AK14
 
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Quote:
"I guess where there's a shark besides you spurring you on... it's like a trainer."
Shark PT eh?

Sounds like the plot for Rocky 7

Or not.
 
Old 23-10-2017, 05:49 PM
MrBishi
 
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Rocky vs Jaws would've been an amazing film
 
Old 23-10-2017, 06:50 PM
irk
 
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Quote:
Originally Posted by Whip Hubley
Apparently yes

http://www.bbc.co.uk/news/world-australia-41717024


LOVE tiger sharks. The most awesome of all the sharks imho

What kind of twat goes diving in "Shark Bay"? I'd absolutely leather my errant mate on the boat too.
 
Old 23-10-2017, 07:10 PM
Sweet FA
 
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NO ,and there will never be a shark that can run faster than a boy either
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