Rooney Watch 2017/18

Originally Posted by Vedder

Not in Everton’s squad tonight

Injured?

Originally Posted by red in cumbria

Injured?

hungover

Originally Posted by ScarFace

hungover

Court

Community service.

Chirpsing.

Originally Posted by Switching Off

Chirpsing.

Grannies?

Bunks should do a Paddy Power and pay up early.

Originally Posted by guerreiro

Bunks should do a Paddy Power and pay up early.

Rumour is Roo scored 7 sales. I'd consider them job applicable goals

Originally Posted by Drexl

Rumour is Roo scored 7 sales. I'd consider them job applicable goals

No idea what this means

Shirt sales?

Looking well tbf. Bit of weight loss and a cracking new toupe.

Hearing he's renewing his wedding vows with Coleen

Delighted for the lad etc.

Originally Posted by TheFatGoth

Hearing he's renewing his wedding vows with Bunks

Delighted for the lad etc.

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Is he injured? Other than his drunk driving charge I haven't heard about him in ages.

Originally Posted by Lok

Is he injured? Other than his drunk driving charge I haven't heard about him in ages.

Played a bit of football and even scored a goal recently.

Hearing he's enjoying semi-retirement.

Originally Posted by TheFatGoth

Hearing he's renewing his wedding vows with Coleen

Delighted for the lad etc.

god bless Coleen man, she does not wanna let go of Wayne under any circumstances, i would love to be cynical about it but reckon she's just really loves the lad

Originally Posted by Tronics

god bless Coleen man, she does not wanna let go of Wayne under any circumstances, i would love to be cynical about it but reckon she's just really loves the lad

That or she has no identity outside of being Mrs Wayne Rooney; the same reason all these wags stick around after being made to look like mugs in the Sun.

Originally Posted by utd99

That or she has no identity outside of being Mrs Wayne Rooney; the same reason all these wags stick around after being made to look like mugs in the Sun.

Yep. It’s not about the money as she could take him to the cleaners if they get divorced but then she wouldn’t be a footballer’s wife.

Scouse trash imo

Originally Posted by 20 times

Yep. It’s not about the money as she could take him to the cleaners if they get divorced but then she wouldn’t be a footballer’s wife.

Scouse trash imo

Or maybe it's because they've got four children and think it's probably better for them if they work on whatever differences they have.

The Walking Dead Series 8 of footballers.