The 2017/18 RAWK nuggets thread - 28 not out??

Originally Posted by Lazlo Panaflex

And Jose is shaping the club to his image. Like Saf did. Arguably lvg did too or tried to.
Klopp is allowing the club to shape him. He's bought into the self delusion.

They all do, they have to or they're hounded out. He's probably terrified of getting something wrong, like forgetting Montse Benitez's birthday or something.

Originally Posted by Zorg

They all do, they have to or they're hounded out. He's probably terrified of getting something wrong, like forgetting Montse Benitez's birthday or something.

Didn't Jose have a go at Saint Montse? Told her fat Rafa is a fat @#%&! or something?

Originally Posted by Pop

Didn't Jose have a go at Saint Montse? Told her fat Rafa is a fat @#%&! or something?

She had a go at him unprompted. He owned her in response. Press went ape at him

Found it:

"The only club where her husband replaces me was at Inter Milan, where in six months he destroyed the best team in Europe at the time.

"And for her also to think about me and to speak about me, I think the lady needs to occupy her time and if she takes care of her husband's diet she will have less time to speak about me."

Originally Posted by Switching Off

She had a go at him unprompted. He owned her in response. Press went ape at him

She claimed her darling Type 2 Diabetic just went round cleaning up Mourinho's mess. To which he responded that if she took more care of her planet sized husband's diet he wouldn't be such a grotesque mess.

Cue seething.

Edit: what Pop said

Originally Posted by Pop

Found it:

"The only club where her husband replaces me was at Inter Milan, where in six months he destroyed the best team in Europe at the time.

"And for her also to think about me and to speak about me, I think the lady needs to occupy her time and if she takes care of her husband's diet she will have less time to speak about me."

He didn't last the season as I recall. 5 minutes after arriving demanded £100m (back when that was huge) to rebuild a side that had just won the treble. Stupid @#%&!.

£#%&!ing state of him by the time he was sacked by the vermin

Originally Posted by Switching Off

He didn't last the season as I recall. 5 minutes after arriving demanded £100m (back when that was huge) to rebuild a side that had just won the treble. Stupid @#%&!.

They say in Italy you "won't eat your panettone" meaning you'll be sacked by Christmas.

He did a press conference sitting down ostentatiously tucking into a bit of panettone whilst grinning smugly at his hilarious joke on 22nd December.

Sacked 23rd December

Before a 2010 UEFA cup tie in Romania he was asked at a pre-match press conference, "Why are you so fat?"

Originally Posted by andyroo

They say in Italy you "won't eat your panettone" meaning you'll be sacked by Christmas.

He did a press conference sitting down ostentatiously tucking into a bit of panettone whilst grinning smugly at his hilarious joke on 22nd December.

Sacked 23rd December

I imagine it was more than "a bit" of panettone

Originally Posted by Switching Off

Newcastle v Liverpool. Ideal scenario:

Newcastle 1-0 Livepool
Shelvey 90+6

Benitez celebrates by eating klopp. Klopp uses his massive choppers to eat his way out.

Like when a snake eats a crocodile.

Originally Posted by Switching Off

He's a cross between the above and the gluttony victim from se7en.

Originally Posted by ScholesGingerSheen

To be fair to them on that, it is a shit idea to make a Northern club play Arsenal at 4 o'clock on Christmas Eve especially when Christmas Eve is a Sunday, I would hope we'd object as a club too

Yep, ridiculous. We did play Leeds on Christmas Eve once (1995?) but at least it was an after lunch kick off.

Originally Posted by red in cumbria

Yep, ridiculous. We did play Leeds on Christmas Eve once (1995?) but at least it was an after lunch kick off.

1-3?

Listened on the radio

Some bald Scouse @#%&! just danced to that £#%&!ing revolting "anthem" of their's on Strictly Come Dancing. He was crying at the end

Originally Posted by sa7

Some bald Scouse c*** just danced to that £#%&!ing revolting "anthem" of their's on Strictly Come Dancing. He was crying at the end

The fact you watch that .. makes me warm inside

Originally Posted by sa7

Some bald Scouse @#%&! just danced to that £#%&!ing revolting "anthem" of their's on Strictly Come Dancing. He was crying at the end

I turned the telly off, until my missus came back in and told me off.