"Mourinho called me coward and i liked it" says Mesut Ozil

http://www.skysports.com/football/ne...at-real-madrid

"You think two beautiful passes are enough," said Mourinho, as written by Ozil. "You think you're so good that 50 per cent is enough."

"He pauses. Stares at me with his dark brown eyes. I stare back. Like two boxers at the stare-down before the first round. He shows no emotion. Just waits for a response from me. How much I hate him right now. And I love Mourinho actually."

Mourinho continued tearing into Ozil after the German threw his shirt on the floor: "Oh, are you giving up now? You're such a coward.

"What do you want? To creep under the beautiful, warm shower? Shampoo your hair? To be alone? Or do you want to prove to your fellow players, the fans out there, and me, what you can do."

pretty spot-on assessment of Ozil from Mourinho there tbf

Yet to be established whether he tastes of cherry chapstick.

Originally Posted by Tronics

http://www.skysports.com/football/ne...at-real-madrid



pretty spot-on assessment of Ozil from Mourinho there tbf

Could have been talking about rat face tbf

Pure homoerotic fan fiction


Did they ? You know.....

Mou wasn't wrong either, tbh.

He chose the hair didn't he.

Look me in the eye!

I am...

Oh, sorry.

so unsurprising.

Originally Posted by Cream

Look me in the eye!

I am...

Oh, sorry.