Oh dear Valencia

Front page of the sun, he sent nudes to 2 women, no wonder he's been out of form for the last couple of years.

Is KFC your Dad?

Originally Posted by Withers

Is KFC your Dad?

no.

Always the quite ones

Originally Posted by carrick_16

no.

Pleased for you

Originally Posted by Withers

Is KFC your Dad?

Originally Posted by rebelcountyred

Always the quite ones

Quite

Bet he sent them from the waist up the shitbag.

its stil amazing that he cant touch a football with his left foot. the £#%&!ing @#%&!.

Originally Posted by dinger

Bet he sent them from the waist up the shitbag.

Whys he got fingerless gloves on though ???

He was just about to send the pictures, but then thought the better of it and deleted them, put his phone away.

apparently his camera roll is all pictures of his right %@#$&!.

Can't be Tony, he's doing something effective with the left side of his body.

Top bod on the lad tbf.

Incredible specimen tbh. Lovely mirror too.

Originally Posted by The Return of JC

gotta love tabloid talk and their use of words that don't exist outside their world.

'romp' is a particular favourite....

and this woman saying 'private parts' and 'willy'. yes, I'm sure that's her all over. simply appalled as her monocle falls into her champagne. even though she's clearly six years old.

and suspicions must be raised by the fact that Antonio Valencia is undoubtedly, irrevocably and undeniably NOBODY'S favourite player.

New to Borsuk, pal?

Originally Posted by Ethers

New to Borsuk, pal?

that's borsuk? ??





oh.

I see.

sorry.

Fair play Tony. If I had a body like that I'd print it on a tee and wear it every day

Never understand why footballers get married.

Imagine being a millionaire, body like a god and playing for united.....why the £#%&! would you want to stick to one slag who will eventually take half your money.

The wife should read this story and pat him on the back because without him, she'd probably be on the game.

Originally Posted by ScarFace

Never understand why footballers get married.

Imagine being a millionaire, body like a god and playing for united.....why the £#%&! would you want to stick to one slag who will eventually take half your money.

This. Insane imo. They all cheat anyway - just don't get married and play away, player.