i'm a great red because.......

add your reasons......

mine is because i have a son called Matt and a dog called Busby

I've purchased numerous items from the Megastore.

I was conceived in the south stand tunnel...

Originally Posted by hughes......oh i say!

add your reasons......

mine is because i have a son called Matt and a dog called Busby

yep TOP of TOPPEST

When I want to post about City, I write 'Citeh'.

Ive dyed my skin RED..............

Originally Posted by £#%&! KFC

yep TOP of TOPPEST

i agree, going all over europe watching the lads doesn't come close.

I call United Players.

The lads.
The shirts.
The Cardigans.
The Boys.

I had a rabbit, sniff sniff, called Sparky

i am the bastard love child of tommy docherty and the physio's wife.

Originally Posted by hughes......oh i say!

i agree, going all over europe watching the lads doesn't come close.

If I had a pet Lion it would be called Archie.....after you know who

Originally Posted by Jack Duckworth

i am the bastard love child of tommy docherty and the physio's wife.

Your Mum's rubbed my Damaged Hammy...............

I'm a Ex player.

RED-ist.

I once saved a dog from drowing while shouting Ferie out. I was also dressed all in black and was looking moody.

When I poo, I always drop 5 turds and they spell cITEH

I'm not a great red despite growing up in Trafford and watching Utd in the 80s thesedays I watch all the games on telly.

Couldn't give a £#%&! though to be honest.

Originally Posted by Bunker Buster

I call United Players.

The lads.
The shirts.
The Cardigans.
The Boys.

Ahhhhhh, but do you call tickets 'briefs'?

I can write 'Fergie out' on a bedsheet without mis-spelling it

Originally Posted by magic_cantona

Ahhhhhh, but do you call tickets 'briefs'?

What the £#%&! are tickets?#

I'm Tank I sort wemberlee............

Originally Posted by Flix

I can write 'Fergie out' on a bedsheet without mis-spelling it

I could shit it on a bedsheet.


And often do after a Friday club session.Fact

I've got the official club calendar