Worst Accent in Britain awards.

Ay up?

What's it to be- the phelgm splattering scouse, the nasal wide boy Oasis style manc, the Birmingham daft @#%&! or the Northern Irish cat being strangled whilst dragged down a blackboard?

For me, it's a toss up between the latter and the scouse. Absolutely detest both.

Not the people mind. Well yes, obviously the scouse are bad. Real bad. But, it's more about the accents than the people if you can divorce the two.

Hit me.

anything south of watford

i personally cant stand the mancunian accent.
like phil bardsley/gary nevilles.

Originally Posted by marlo

i personally cant stand the mancunian accent.
like phil bardsley/gary nevilles.

What a surprise.

scouse or geordie. Also people from Bolton. I hate the way they say "round". Sounds like "roond".

Originally Posted by marlo

i personally cant stand the mancunian accent.
like phil bardsley/gary nevilles.

I knew you'd say this.

cockney

if you have ever heard a scouser say the word `Fazackerley` then you have your winner.

Closely followed by that #@&%!ernee bullshit

scottish comes a close third.

Good shout - has to be the scouse and the norfolk accents

back in 1993....

Quigley to a local girl at Norwich Uni: where do you live?

LG: Cossy

JQ: Where?

LG: Cossy. Duh - you must be so stupid not to know Cossy.

Later on, JQ discovers Cossy is actually spelt Costessy

The scouse accent is the worst accent in the world

Originally Posted by Harri Jaffa

The scouse accent is the worst accent in the world

not really.

it can annoy if you hear it to much but i like it.

better than the stupid mancunian one anyway.

scouse...head and shoulders above anything else...even nails across a blackboard or a cat having its skin torn off

£#%&!ing awful.....not even being a "top red" about it...its shite, shite , shite !!!

the brummie accent is quite funny imo

The new London yoof accent. I don't think there's a worse accent in the world.

Innit blood.

Jafakean, that silly way of talking that seems to be everywhere in england that kids from 7 to aboput 17 speak as though they are somehow the rudest of rude boys. Really awful and tragically sad.

Originally Posted by marlo

not really.

it can annoy if you hear it to much but i like it.

better than the stupid mancunian one anyway.

Stop it marls. You're trying too hard.

Birmingham.

Sound like thick @#%&!s no matter how bright they may be. Truly excruciating.

Originally Posted by Sparky***

scouse or geordie. Also people from Bolton. I hate the way they say "round". Sounds like "roond".

Just been up to Caerbarcode, I liked the accent, even the paramedics.

Originally Posted by BryanRobson'sLiver

Jafakean, that silly way of talking that seems to be everywhere in england that kids from 7 to aboput 17 speak as though they are somehow the rudest of rude boys. Really awful and tragically sad.

WINNER! I forgot about this one.

I £#%&!ing hate it. More than anything i think i've ever hated.

Originally Posted by Sparky***

Stop it marls. You're trying too hard.

Yup.

Right. I'd like to retract my "geordie" suggestion as i've just remember cheryl cole and donna air. I would like to replace that with "brummie" or "Trying hard to be cockney but I'm from Essex" accents.