'Apparently Ronaldo was diving all over the place last night'

Choked the sports newsreader on a radio station I awoke to this morning.

'Controversy surrounded United's win last night' he opened with to follow with the above tired cliche. 'Although I didn't see the match myself' continued the idiot, 'the newspapers are claiming he was [diving]'

You have to laugh. It's a bitter world for ABUs.

Does that poisonous little shit @#%&! Dumphy do the radio over there too?

The ref £#%&!ed up on the pen, ronaldo did no diving last night and in fact seems to be starting to hit form.

He does I think but it wasn't him. Just some run of the mill sourpuss.
The main newsreader then quiped 'They could have won by more though to be fair'
'Eh yeah I suppose'.

Get a grip you £#%&!wits. I don't understand how these people don't realise how pathetic it is.

Originally Posted by Lou_Macari_Chippy

The ref £#%&!ed up on the pen, ronaldo did no diving last night and in fact seems to be starting to hit form.

Hasn't he scored 13 goals in his last 12 games. I think he may have hit form a while back

Originally Posted by red red robbo

Hasn't he scored 13 goals in his last 12 games. I think he may have hit form a while back

was just thinking that!!

Originally Posted by red red robbo

Hasn't he scored 13 goals in his last 12 games. I think he may have hit form a while back

As you know form is not just about scoring goals. If you dont know what i'm refering to then thats ok.

On Skysports News this morning in the paper reviews just about everyone said the Ref got it wrong I know it's hard to belive not everyone hates us

Originally Posted by J_RED

On Skysports News this morning in the paper reviews just about everyone said the Ref got it wrong I know it's hard to belive not everyone hates us

Some people like to think everyone hates us, all I have heard is support for Ronaldo

Originally Posted by Lou_Macari_Chippy

The ref £#%&!ed up on the pen, ronaldo did no diving last night and in fact seems to be starting to hit form.

..however, unfortunately you reap what you sow.

When he was going down like a newly born gazelle 18 months or so ago, there weren't many on here or RI who had an issue with it.. Infact those that were obviously uncomfortable with it were castigated.

Even Lawrie Sanchez admitted the ref got it wrong

Originally Posted by J_RED

On Skysports News this morning in the paper reviews just about everyone said the Ref got it wrong I know it's hard to belive not everyone hates us

Yeah that's right I made it all up. Because you didn't hear it, it couldn't have happened.

Originally Posted by Fountz

..however, unfortunately you reap what you sow.

When he was going down like a newly born gazelle 18 months or so ago, there weren't many on here or RI who had an issue with it.. Infact those that were obviously uncomfortable with it were castigated.

100% correct.

Originally Posted by Lou_Macari_Chippy

100% correct.

is it £#%&!. he was a young kid coming from a league where this type of behaviour is deemed acceptable. once he got used to the english game and probably got numerous £#%&!ing from fergie and his team mates he soon £#%&!ing stopped.

Originally Posted by believe

is it £#%&!. he was a young kid coming from a league where this type of behaviour is deemed acceptable. once he got used to the english game and probably got numerous £#%&!ing from fergie and his team mates he soon £#%&!ing stopped.

He's definitely getting better, lets just leave it at that.

Originally Posted by Fuzzy Dunlop

Yeah that's right I made it all up. Because you didn't hear it, it couldn't have happened.

I never said you made it up I was just pointing out the Dick on the radio was wrong

Originally Posted by Fountz

..however, unfortunately you reap what you sow.

When he was going down like a newly born gazelle 18 months or so ago, there weren't many on here or RI who had an issue with it.. Infact those that were obviously uncomfortable with it were castigated.

I'm not having that. Obviously he's play acted once or twice but certainly no more than Steven Gerrard and that's a stonewall fact my friend.

Ronnie has the same problem Michael Owen faced earlier in his career - He moves so fast the slightest touch and he's on his arse.

If Owen wasn't english he would still be labelled as a diver.

Originally Posted by J_RED

On Skysports News this morning in the paper reviews just about everyone said the Ref got it wrong I know it's hard to belive not everyone hates us

Yes, but you've a peculiarly #@&%!ed sort of ABU in Ireland. Most of them don't even watch the games, just trot out the usual clichés about Ferdinand, Ronaldo et al.

Morons.

Yes, yes, even by Irish standards.

Originally Posted by Lou_Macari_Chippy

As you know form is not just about scoring goals. If you dont know what i'm refering to then thats ok.

i see you are damning with faint praise. again.

13 goals so far this season.

pfa and football writer's player of the year last season.

2nd best in europe.

In top 3 for world player of the year

and you think he is just starting to hit form?

you are £#%&!ing unbelievable at times.

scratch that. you are always £#%&!ing unbelievable.

Originally Posted by shenwen

i see you are damning with faint praise. again.

13 goals so far this season.

pfa and football writer's player of the year last season.

2nd best in europe.

In top 3 for world player of the year

and you think he is just starting to hit form?

you are £#%&!ing unbelievable at times.

scratch that. you are always £#%&!ing unbelievable.

So your saying Ronaldo cannot play better than his current form?

I say thats %@#$&!s, he can play better, he's not hit top form yet. I stand by that. Now £#%&! off.