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Forum: Football 25-09-2017, 08:23 PM
Replies: 24
Views: 2,896
Posted By wufta
lol. Lmao. Rofl.

lol. Lmao. Rofl.
Forum: Football 25-09-2017, 08:15 PM
Replies: 172
Views: 12,812
Posted By wufta
What is bork/borked? Keep seeing it

What is bork/borked? Keep seeing it
Forum: Football 25-09-2017, 07:57 PM
Replies: 31
Views: 1,990
Posted By wufta
In the voice of Michael Owen: "I'm partially...

In the voice of Michael Owen: "I'm partially excited about this because xahaka is in my fant prem."
Forum: Football 25-09-2017, 06:56 PM
Replies: 172
Views: 12,812
Posted By wufta
In seriousness, what exactly don't you like about...

In seriousness, what exactly don't you like about him?
Forum: Football 25-09-2017, 06:46 PM
Replies: 172
Views: 12,812
Posted By wufta
Can't be bothered looking but last time I checked...

Can't be bothered looking but last time I checked his stats were better than Herrera.

Edit: I may have been looking at height and shoe size.
Forum: Football 25-09-2017, 06:34 PM
Replies: 172
Views: 12,812
Posted By wufta
He has his place. Contributes well on balance...

He has his place. Contributes well on balance imo. Looks clumsy and glides like my aunty through quicksand but when all things considered; he does offer something. Whether it's his height or the...
Forum: Football 25-09-2017, 12:20 PM
Replies: 24
Views: 2,896
Posted By wufta
He'd get a ban if he came on here. "So and...

He'd get a ban if he came on here.

"So and so is a big poo poo head and my opinion of such and such is so ruddy slightly sweary...."

You are banned for 7 days.
Forum: MUFC Tickets and Travel 20-09-2017, 09:33 AM
Replies: 9
Views: 2,524
Posted By wufta
"I'm so glad to have scored the winner in the...

"I'm so glad to have scored the winner in the Manchester derby" said the charismatic number 7.
Forum: Football 18-09-2017, 03:48 PM
Replies: 1,226
Views: 111,196
Posted By wufta
Relax. He made a stupid drunken mistake. Didnt...

Relax. He made a stupid drunken mistake. Didnt hurt anyone, pulled over voluntarily. Anyone who hasn't done something stupid and/or criminal when drunk throw the first stone.
Forum: Football 18-09-2017, 12:19 PM
Replies: 1,226
Views: 111,196
Posted By wufta
If it were 120 he would have been banged up. Also...

If it were 120 he would have been banged up. Also first offence, no dangerous driving, no one injured, admitted guilt.
Forum: Football 18-09-2017, 12:12 PM
Replies: 1,226
Views: 111,196
Posted By wufta
https://www.drinkdriving.org/drink_driving_sentenc...

https://www.drinkdriving.org/drink_driving_sentencing_guidelines.php

In terms of length of ban, yeah. He will have had a month off for writing to the court prior to the hearing. Looks like he...
Forum: Football 18-09-2017, 11:33 AM
Replies: 1,226
Views: 111,196
Posted By wufta
He must have had at least 22 units or 8 - 11...

He must have had at least 22 units or 8 - 11 pints.
Forum: Football 17-09-2017, 05:24 PM
Replies: 34
Views: 3,024
Posted By wufta
Ok mate, you have put "ok" as your post on at...

Ok mate, you have put "ok" as your post on at least 4 threads. What is your highest level of education?

If you put "ok" to this I'm definitely taking away your cycling proficiency. If you do it...
Forum: Football 16-09-2017, 07:03 PM
Replies: 26
Views: 2,936
Posted By wufta
The blokes a complete @#%&!. He's the #@&%!'s...

The blokes a complete @#%&!. He's the #@&%!'s #@&%!. Most overrated fraud of a manager ever seen.
Forum: Football 14-09-2017, 06:30 PM
Replies: 57
Views: 3,065
Posted By wufta
In my head I still think creatively I could be in...

In my head I still think creatively I could be in the prem. Problem is im 38 and taking all three recycling bins out twice a month is knackering.
Forum: Football 14-09-2017, 03:01 PM
Replies: 57
Views: 3,065
Posted By wufta
What years were these? Definitely remember...

What years were these? Definitely remember playing back in 1998..some cup..up in Lancaster I think
Forum: Football 14-09-2017, 02:58 PM
Replies: 57
Views: 3,065
Posted By wufta
Same here, exactly.

Same here, exactly.
Forum: Football 14-09-2017, 02:52 PM
Replies: 57
Views: 3,065
Posted By wufta
I struggled at county level because immediately...

I struggled at county level because immediately realised most were posh/ grammar school types and we'd all have been signed by now if we were any good. To be fair 1 lad in our county team went on...
Forum: Football 14-09-2017, 02:35 PM
Replies: 57
Views: 3,065
Posted By wufta
Highest level of football you've played at

Primary school, cubs, high school, under 12s local (trial at blackpool), under 15s local (trial at everton), county 2nd team, injured. Couldn't be bothered after that.
Forum: Football 14-09-2017, 12:41 PM
Replies: 122
Views: 7,247
Posted By wufta
Come on, tbf, nani was half decent from time to...

Come on, tbf, nani was half decent from time to time. Weak minded but was definitely gifted.
Forum: Football 14-09-2017, 12:36 PM
Replies: 1,226
Views: 111,196
Posted By wufta
Soz. Let's be honest. Anyone would. ...

Soz.

Let's be honest. Anyone would.

*Not now, married, but basically before then I'd have put it anywhere
Forum: Football 14-09-2017, 12:11 PM
Replies: 1,226
Views: 111,196
Posted By wufta
Just type "enlarged hanging dehydrated walnut/...

Just type "enlarged hanging dehydrated walnut/ prune mutation thats losing elasticity day by day" into google images.
Forum: Football 14-09-2017, 12:08 PM
Replies: 122
Views: 7,247
Posted By wufta
Liked him a lot. One hit wonder hattrick for...

Liked him a lot. One hit wonder hattrick for Newcastle a few seasons ago in my fant perm team. Was emotional.
Forum: Football 14-09-2017, 11:29 AM
Replies: 122
Views: 7,247
Posted By wufta
Ben Woodburn. Potentially going to go shit when...

Ben Woodburn. Potentially going to go shit when he starts puberty, tomorrow.

In fact, sign him. Great player.
Forum: Football 14-09-2017, 10:08 AM
Replies: 122
Views: 7,247
Posted By wufta
Macheda.

Macheda.
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