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Forum: Off Topic Yesterday, 06:04 PM
Replies: 491
Views: 24,082
Posted By My Name is Heath
Thumbs up Always put thinly sliced cucumber on peanut...

Always put thinly sliced cucumber on peanut butter on toast.

The moisture stops the PB from sticking to the roof of your mouth and is a refreshing aid in the masticating process.
Forum: News, Current Affairs & Politics Yesterday, 02:34 PM
Replies: 14,970
Views: 453,596
Posted By My Name is Heath
:D:D Isn't that not far off the 350m a week...

:D:D

Isn't that not far off the 350m a week to the NHS???



:D:D
Forum: News, Current Affairs & Politics Yesterday, 01:49 PM
Replies: 30
Views: 595
Posted By My Name is Heath
He’s just a posh Sid James there. :D

He’s just a posh Sid James there.

:D
Forum: News, Current Affairs & Politics Yesterday, 01:25 PM
Replies: 14,970
Views: 453,596
Posted By My Name is Heath
Baffled that anyone would think this was never...

Baffled that anyone would think this was never going to happen.

As if the US have any special feelings to us.

It’s access to buying chunks of the NHS and rat droppings in a chlorinated can to...
Forum: News, Current Affairs & Politics Yesterday, 01:21 PM
Replies: 11
Views: 183
Posted By My Name is Heath
Sounds like what I have in my ‘hobbies and...

Sounds like what I have in my ‘hobbies and interests’ section of my CV.
Forum: News, Current Affairs & Politics Yesterday, 01:13 PM
Replies: 14,970
Views: 453,596
Posted By My Name is Heath
Oh to be an ignoramus. Would you rather we...

Oh to be an ignoramus.

Would you rather we just played the violin like those guys on the Titanic as we drown?

Genuinely thought you’d be a fighter rather than a meekly roll over and take a Mogg...
Forum: News, Current Affairs & Politics Yesterday, 01:11 PM
Replies: 11
Views: 183
Posted By My Name is Heath
It’s very strict. I couldn’t give blood...

It’s very strict.

I couldn’t give blood either as the last time I had nookie it was with a fellow single parent from Nigeria.
Forum: News, Current Affairs & Politics Yesterday, 12:37 PM
Replies: 14,970
Views: 453,596
Posted By My Name is Heath
Thumbs down Yeah - we should all be thrilled our country is...

Yeah - we should all be thrilled our country is going to suffer :loco::loco:
Forum: News, Current Affairs & Politics Yesterday, 12:12 PM
Replies: 14,970
Views: 453,596
Posted By My Name is Heath
Your problem is you don’t believe enough. ...

Your problem is you don’t believe enough.

Just think and hope harder and it will all be ok.

Our national strategy is pure Stevie G. Hollywood pass. 35 yard blast. Leg breaking challenge on a...
Forum: TV / Film / Books / Arts 17-10-2018, 11:46 PM
Replies: 20
Views: 419
Posted By My Name is Heath
Lest we forget ...

Lest we forget

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Forum: News, Current Affairs & Politics 17-10-2018, 09:10 PM
Replies: 14,970
Views: 453,596
Posted By My Name is Heath
I never understood why this didn't garner more...

I never understood why this didn't garner more press.

I was living in Germany at the time and they were like 'Fuck this for a game of soldiers, WTF are the Brits doing?'

That immigration policy...
Forum: News, Current Affairs & Politics 17-10-2018, 08:41 AM
Replies: 30
Views: 595
Posted By My Name is Heath
Truedope. He’s adored by my nieces. Ideal...

Truedope.

He’s adored by my nieces. Ideal for the Instagram generation. Style over substance. Since his sexual assault close shave he has reinvented himself as a woke leader with lovely hair.
...
Forum: News, Current Affairs & Politics 16-10-2018, 11:21 PM
Replies: 14,970
Views: 453,596
Posted By My Name is Heath
We are all to blame for this looming catastrophe....

We are all to blame for this looming catastrophe.

We have allowed the ruling class to give us enough rope to hang ourselves.

Access to libraries, cheap fruit and veg year round, education.
...
Forum: News, Current Affairs & Politics 16-10-2018, 11:10 PM
Replies: 27
Views: 791
Posted By My Name is Heath
Exclamation :eek: :D:D

:eek:

:D:D
Forum: News, Current Affairs & Politics 16-10-2018, 07:41 PM
Replies: 14
Views: 451
Posted By My Name is Heath
Results are in. Roger Moore is at Chiswick...

Results are in.

Roger Moore is at Chiswick roundabout.

No - yes, Namibia IS half the size of Alaska.

So - that map is partly bollocks from Herr Steinhaende.
Forum: Football 16-10-2018, 06:28 PM
Replies: 156
Views: 7,931
Posted By My Name is Heath
:D He will be writing his anti Saudi pieces...

:D

He will be writing his anti Saudi pieces from the state cemetery in future!!
Forum: News, Current Affairs & Politics 16-10-2018, 06:22 PM
Replies: 27
Views: 791
Posted By My Name is Heath
Exclamation :loco::loco: Poop is a lovely fella.

:loco::loco:

Poop is a lovely fella.
Forum: News, Current Affairs & Politics 16-10-2018, 04:44 AM
Replies: 14
Views: 451
Posted By My Name is Heath
Is that legit? According to the CIA world...

Is that legit?

According to the CIA world fact book Namibia is half the size of Alaska but that clip puts them at the same size.

Let me check...
Forum: News, Current Affairs & Politics 15-10-2018, 11:11 PM
Replies: 46
Views: 1,427
Posted By My Name is Heath
Looks like Saudi are doing the ‘interrogation...

Looks like Saudi are doing the ‘interrogation which went wrong’ line.

Big financial settlement ahoy - pretty sure that’s ok in Islamic law.

Remember in Libya our advice was that if you are in a...
Forum: Football 15-10-2018, 10:51 PM
Replies: 156
Views: 7,931
Posted By My Name is Heath
Don’t knock it until you’ve tried it to be fair...

Don’t knock it until you’ve tried it to be fair :eek:
Forum: News, Current Affairs & Politics 15-10-2018, 08:17 PM
Replies: 14,970
Views: 453,596
Posted By My Name is Heath
The only surprising thing is that anyone is...

The only surprising thing is that anyone is surprised at the incompetence on display here.

Might go and get me a Polish passport ffs :-)
Forum: Off Topic 15-10-2018, 06:04 PM
Replies: 42
Views: 1,250
Posted By My Name is Heath
Thumbs up Pall bearers at the front, nqat.

Pall bearers at the front, nqat.
Forum: News, Current Affairs & Politics 15-10-2018, 05:55 PM
Replies: 14,970
Views: 453,596
Posted By My Name is Heath
:D Simple idiot test. Ask them to...

:D

Simple idiot test.

Ask them to explain why it wasn’t necessary to resolve this before Brexit vote or even, heaven forbid, activating Article 50.

Attempting to tie it up to a trade deal...
Forum: News, Current Affairs & Politics 15-10-2018, 01:05 PM
Replies: 26
Views: 590
Posted By My Name is Heath
Exclamation :eek::eek:

:eek::eek:
Forum: Off Topic 15-10-2018, 12:51 PM
Replies: 75
Views: 1,695
Posted By My Name is Heath
Thumbs up :D Still on for a beer next week pal? ...

:D

Still on for a beer next week pal?

Will message you on fb.
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