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Forum: Football 03-04-2011, 02:07 AM
Replies: 1,070
Views: 70,354
Posted By khmk
Thumbs up Re: Chicharito

He's one refreshing happy little fella.

Restores my faith in footballers just a smidgen.

I love him.
Forum: Football 22-02-2011, 05:59 PM
Replies: 45
Views: 2,420
Posted By khmk
Forum: Football 10-06-2010, 03:09 AM
Replies: 108
Views: 4,212
Posted By khmk
Re: veron regrets leaving united

I warned him about this before he signed.


Why did he think I took him to all those Police Academy movies?



Did he see anyone laughing...?!
Forum: Football 15-05-2010, 02:35 AM
Replies: 8,282
Views: 432,658
Posted By khmk
Re: silly season transfer %@#$&!s thread

The best 3 months of the year coming up and I for one can't wait.

I love it when we're linked day after day with every @#%&! under the sun.

Hopes and dreams raised with every journalists scoop....
Forum: Football 01-05-2010, 02:40 AM
Replies: 8,282
Views: 432,658
Posted By khmk
Re: silly season transfer %@#$&!s thread

Lucky for you we're not running a gay model agency then.

Do you just look at the players physiques when you watch a match?

Unlike that Fletcher who's a handsome bastard who's built like a brick...
Forum: Football 01-05-2010, 02:24 AM
Replies: 36
Views: 2,214
Posted By khmk
Re: Mad Pat Interview

As Watcher said there's too many lines in that interview that could be highlighted.

The bloke is pure gold.

We could nearly bung him off in one of those envelopes and get so much back we could...
Forum: Football 01-05-2010, 02:17 AM
Replies: 8,282
Views: 432,658
Posted By khmk
Re: silly season transfer %@#$&!s thread

I still say Neil Shipperley could do a job for us.

Is he the fattest he's ever been?

Yes.

Is he tall?

Sort of.
Forum: Football 01-05-2010, 02:13 AM
Replies: 60
Views: 2,676
Posted By khmk
Re: Do you reckon Chelsea will win their last 2 games?

i reckon i don't know until i see the results i'd say.
Forum: Football 24-04-2010, 02:15 AM
Replies: 22
Views: 1,761
Posted By khmk
Re: Premier League are to blame for Liverpool winning £#%&! all - Carragher.

the @#%&! is a ballbag?

ffs!

id like to subscribe to your newsletter please.
Forum: Football 24-04-2010, 01:44 AM
Replies: 22
Views: 1,761
Posted By khmk
Re: Premier League are to blame for Liverpool winning £#%&! all - Carragher.

tbf the translator might have misquoted him.

the @#%&! speaks in unintelligible high frequencies.

the £#%&!ing shaved monkey scumbag.
Forum: Football 15-11-2009, 02:25 AM
Replies: 391
Views: 14,520
Posted By khmk
Re: ronaldo

err.... yeah but he had a tan and never tracked back ffs. :rolleyes:
Forum: Football 18-07-2009, 05:30 AM
Replies: 81
Views: 3,680
Posted By khmk
Are you making a statement or are you asking a...

Are you making a statement or are you asking a question?

I don't know what to think.
Forum: Football 18-07-2009, 03:09 AM
Replies: 48
Views: 2,967
Posted By khmk
are you not on the same continent as robbie...

are you not on the same continent as robbie fowler (spit)?


how can you live with yourself?


do something,

unlimited good karma awaits.
Forum: Football 18-07-2009, 02:49 AM
Replies: 81
Views: 3,680
Posted By khmk
just like Ronnie was a good footballer but was...

just like Ronnie was a good footballer but was angry in the last year.

nothing personal.

but a #@&%! all the same.
Forum: Football 18-07-2009, 02:47 AM
Replies: 88
Views: 5,625
Posted By khmk
Justin Fashanu now plays goal hanger in a Team...

Justin Fashanu now plays goal hanger in a Team Limbo 11.
Forum: Football 18-07-2009, 02:42 AM
Replies: 81
Views: 3,680
Posted By khmk
i had a feeling he did tbh. Thats very out...

i had a feeling he did tbh.

Thats very out of character for him.

He's usually so bang on, with him working for some rag and all.

God forbid someone disagrees with him.

Im just going to...
Forum: Football 18-07-2009, 02:16 AM
Replies: 81
Views: 3,680
Posted By khmk
24th May 2009 ...

24th May 2009


http://www.guardian.co.uk/football/2009/may/24/cristiano-ronaldo-staying-manchester-united

24th of may.

legend.

don't let me keep you going weak at the knees cos he rolled...
Forum: Football 14-07-2009, 04:15 AM
Replies: 429
Views: 15,769
Posted By khmk
http://i430.photobucket.com/albums/qq23/llangston6...

http://i430.photobucket.com/albums/qq23/llangston69/564.gif


you boring tedious little boy
Forum: Football 04-07-2009, 02:25 AM
Replies: 217
Views: 12,067
Posted By khmk
:rolleyes: you know nothing about chronological. ...

:rolleyes: you know nothing about chronological.

it goes win-fail-win.

:rolleyes:
Forum: Football 04-07-2009, 02:08 AM
Replies: 217
Views: 12,067
Posted By khmk
:rolleyes: you know nothing about gambling. ...

:rolleyes: you know nothing about gambling.

it goes fail, win, fail .

dope.
Forum: Football 03-07-2009, 09:35 PM
Replies: 217
Views: 12,067
Posted By khmk
definately picked the wrong day to quit sniffin...

definately picked the wrong day to quit sniffin glue.


this signing has unnerved me.

especially the pic of him in the shirt.

don't know what to think, im half baked and very confused

im...
Forum: Football 03-07-2009, 08:20 PM
Replies: 1,242
Views: 48,303
Posted By khmk
its RAWKs version of you. :D

its RAWKs version of you. :D
Forum: Football 03-07-2009, 08:10 PM
Replies: 1,242
Views: 48,303
Posted By khmk
:eek: ...

:eek:

http://picsrv.manutd.com/?fif=/manu/img_10_29601_4240.jpg&obj=iip,1.0&wid=500

worlds colliding!

worlds colliding!
Forum: Football 21-06-2009, 05:12 AM
Replies: 28
Views: 1,300
Posted By khmk
2 patronising @#%&!s. hope both their...

2 patronising @#%&!s.


hope both their mothers die slowly.
Forum: Football 14-06-2009, 01:47 AM
Replies: 114
Views: 7,035
Posted By khmk
looking at himself on big screen again. ...

looking at himself on big screen again.


makes a change.
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