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Forum: Manchester United Hall of Fame 06-03-2019, 07:14 PM
Replies: 7
Views: 1,894
Posted By Fartface
It was a true thing of beauty, Cantona backflick,...

It was a true thing of beauty, Cantona backflick, the ball from Beckham then the flying header was sublime. You don't get many headers like that these days. I always tried to recreate it in Sensible...
Forum: Manchester United Match Thread Archive 16-12-2018, 05:46 PM
Replies: 546
Views: 23,777
Posted By Fartface
%@#$&!s to this. Shameful. I'm hitting...

%@#$&!s to this.

Shameful.

I'm hitting the gluhwein, bastards.

HATE LOSING TO THESE @#%&!S.
Forum: Football 08-06-2018, 10:16 PM
Replies: 41
Views: 4,412
Posted By Fartface
Whatever. They begged, whined and lobbied...

Whatever.

They begged, whined and lobbied for dogleash being honoured for years.

Busby and Fergie were awarded theirs in a dignified manner.

I don't really give a shot to be honest, if we...
Forum: Manchester United Match Thread Archive 07-04-2018, 06:20 PM
Replies: 1,079
Views: 68,378
Posted By Fartface
Haha cities heads have gone. Against this shit....

Haha cities heads have gone. Against this shit. Lmao
Forum: Manchester United Match Thread Archive 07-04-2018, 05:59 PM
Replies: 1,079
Views: 68,378
Posted By Fartface
Wtf is happening? We should have been 6-0...

Wtf is happening?

We should have been 6-0 down at half time.

Proper smash and grab this!
Forum: Football 12-03-2018, 04:23 PM
Replies: 1,570
Views: 133,481
Posted By Fartface
-10000 Scouse points for not giving it "5 times...

-10000 Scouse points for not giving it "5 times laaaa"

Poster of the year to whomever reports him for not driving with his seatbelt on.

That poor girl needs to turn up to the next game against...
Forum: Football 17-09-2017, 01:43 PM
Replies: 26
Views: 2,935
Posted By Fartface
I'm glad the dodgy @#%&! is out of a job, but it...

I'm glad the dodgy @#%&! is out of a job, but it means he's due a massive severance pay.

Can't do his taxes because he's dyslexic, my arse!

The @#%&!.
Forum: Football 03-05-2017, 09:19 AM
Replies: 69
Views: 5,680
Posted By Fartface
What the £#%&! is wrong with you people?!

What the £#%&! is wrong with you people?!
Forum: Manchester United Match Thread Archive 10-04-2016, 05:17 PM
Replies: 685
Views: 25,161
Posted By Fartface
Absolute shite. No fight. No quality. ...

Absolute shite.

No fight.

No quality.

No idea.

£#%&!ING SPURS FFS!
Forum: Football 10-10-2014, 07:49 PM
Replies: 4,512
Views: 519,491
Posted By Fartface
He looks like a £#%&!ing Moomin. That's not a...

He looks like a £#%&!ing Moomin.

That's not a nose on his face, it's a conjoined twin.

Jesus wept he should have been put down at birth.
Forum: Football 06-10-2014, 05:34 PM
Replies: 578
Views: 42,432
Posted By Fartface
Keane needs to grow up. He's not 12 and...

Keane needs to grow up.

He's not 12 and trying to bully the school nerd.

Shit happens, get on with life and stop moaning. Be a man.

Badrep ahoy.

The @#%&!.
Forum: Football 11-09-2014, 05:20 AM
Replies: 4,008
Views: 448,927
Posted By Fartface
Less than that! I just went onto their...

Less than that!

I just went onto their webshite and that shirt is £65, so they sold about 800?

That's more bigtime than City's old floodlights!

Now I have to disinfect my pc.
Forum: Football 03-09-2014, 07:52 PM
Replies: 164
Views: 8,837
Posted By Fartface
Cheers. Now can you do one to New York when we...

Cheers. Now can you do one to New York when we nuke there.

C'mon FBI you'll love this place.
Forum: Football 03-09-2014, 07:45 PM
Replies: 164
Views: 8,837
Posted By Fartface
Purrrlease. 2002. That's when I realised...

Purrrlease.

2002. That's when I realised beef that's been salted until it tastes nothing like dead cow was a bad idea.
Forum: Football 03-09-2014, 07:43 PM
Replies: 164
Views: 8,837
Posted By Fartface
There too. Far too many cockneys and scousers.

There too. Far too many cockneys and scousers.
Forum: Football 03-09-2014, 07:34 PM
Replies: 164
Views: 8,837
Posted By Fartface
Nuke the stadium. No-one will shed a tear. ...

Nuke the stadium.

No-one will shed a tear.

@#%&!s
Forum: Football 01-08-2014, 02:02 PM
Replies: 4,008
Views: 448,927
Posted By Fartface
When are they going to the deep south to lay...

When are they going to the deep south to lay wreathes to respect the soldiers who died defending slavery? Bearing in mind Liverpool was one of the souths greatest supporter in the American Civil War....
Forum: Football 05-07-2014, 06:54 PM
Replies: 120
Views: 5,207
Posted By Fartface
Cheers #@&%!er. I like being abused

Cheers #@&%!er.

I like being abused
Forum: Football 05-07-2014, 06:36 PM
Replies: 120
Views: 5,207
Posted By Fartface
Ahh you @#%&!. Fair play :P

Ahh you @#%&!.

Fair play :P
Forum: Football 05-07-2014, 06:17 PM
Replies: 120
Views: 5,207
Posted By Fartface
Cantona. The @#%&!. Dangle the bait

Cantona.

The @#%&!.

Dangle the bait
Forum: Football 22-04-2014, 07:42 AM
Replies: 725
Views: 49,560
Posted By Fartface
GET THE £#%&! IN!:boogie: ...

GET THE £#%&! IN!:boogie:

http://24.media.tumblr.com/tumblr_maibfkvwXG1qb66hjo1_500.gif
Forum: Football 02-04-2014, 01:33 PM
Replies: 120
Views: 6,324
Posted By Fartface
Remember the curse!:headbang: And to be fair...

Remember the curse!:headbang:

And to be fair we had a footballing lesson but we played like the scouse under hoolahoop and got our best periods using balls over the top.
Forum: Football 29-03-2014, 03:25 AM
Replies: 603
Views: 26,639
Posted By Fartface
It makes us look like a bunch of smalltime @#%&!s....

It makes us look like a bunch of smalltime @#%&!s. The league has gone. Qualifying for Europe has gone.

3/4 of a shit season and we shit the bed. £#%&! right off. We have no right to win owt so let...
Forum: Football 03-09-2013, 06:31 AM
Replies: 5,901
Views: 370,221
Posted By Fartface
The rumour is his buy-out clause was £23.5m. When...

The rumour is his buy-out clause was £23.5m. When it was clear Everton didn't want to do a combined deal we should have activated it on the last day before it ran out.

£#%&!ing amateurs.
Forum: Football 21-07-2013, 12:08 AM
Replies: 29
Views: 2,434
Posted By Fartface
Does he come with chilli sauce or garlic mayo?

Does he come with chilli sauce or garlic mayo?
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