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Forum: Music 27-09-2018, 07:29 PM
Replies: 29
Views: 615
Posted By DuanePipe
If open handed drumming is your thing and you're...

If open handed drumming is your thing and you're impressed with a guy operating with just one floor tom...

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=KeIaoR499S8

(Aksel Holmgren under the mask, best live...
Forum: Football 22-09-2018, 06:53 PM
Replies: 280
Views: 8,939
Posted By DuanePipe
Against the best Utd teams of the past, the final...

Against the best Utd teams of the past, the final twenty minutes used to feel like a slow death. You knew the goal was coming, pressure intensified, passing would remain on point and eventually you'd...
Forum: Football 22-09-2018, 06:41 PM
Replies: 280
Views: 8,939
Posted By DuanePipe
Decent game. Fair result. Wolves play the...

Decent game. Fair result.

Wolves play the same team and the same way every time. Two midfielders, Moutinho and Neves. Can't help thinking that if Utd played with Pogba & Neves and we had Fellaini,...
Forum: Football 21-09-2018, 02:51 PM
Replies: 4
Views: 277
Posted By DuanePipe
Paraphrasing here, but he said: Wolves are...

Paraphrasing here, but he said:

Wolves are great. Possibly the greatest Premier League team since Brendan Rodgers had the people of Sunderland tossing themselves off in awe at his Swansea team...
Forum: Football 20-09-2018, 01:32 PM
Replies: 37
Views: 1,506
Posted By DuanePipe
Portuguese players. It's the future. Today.

Portuguese players.

It's the future. Today.
Forum: Football 13-08-2018, 08:11 AM
Replies: 61
Views: 2,940
Posted By DuanePipe
I hate the mawkish stuff, really hate it. But in...

I hate the mawkish stuff, really hate it. But in fairness they haven't retired the number. Ikeme had to retire with one year left on his contract, so rather than go the compensation/insurance route,...
Forum: Settled 02-08-2018, 04:17 PM
Replies: 5
Views: 170
Posted By DuanePipe
Garbrandt's win over Dominick Cruz is one of the...

Garbrandt's win over Dominick Cruz is one of the best performances I've seen in MMA. He took a genuine P4P worldy and made him look stupid.

But TJ is in his head.

Will watch.
Forum: Football 01-08-2018, 12:54 PM
Replies: 322
Views: 21,594
Posted By DuanePipe
So by process of elimination, if Wolves aren't...

So by process of elimination, if Wolves aren't signing Rojo or Smalling that tends to suggest we're going to end up with big Phil?

Wouldn't mind at all. Always had a soft spot for that inelegant,...
Forum: Football 28-07-2018, 08:00 AM
Replies: 156
Views: 6,815
Posted By DuanePipe
He's not signing for Wolves though, right? ...

He's not signing for Wolves though, right?

Please be right. I need this to be right.

I don't really care either way about the player, but I've got some ITK forum cred on the line on this one....
Forum: Football 26-07-2018, 11:27 AM
Replies: 340
Views: 15,597
Posted By DuanePipe
Ta. Off to bang some currency on my ITK...

Ta.

Off to bang some currency on my ITK status elsewhere. A source close to the player informs me this is balls.

Besides, Rojo's not Portuguese enough.
Forum: Football 26-07-2018, 11:01 AM
Replies: 340
Views: 15,597
Posted By DuanePipe
Does anyone know if this chap is reliable. The...

Does anyone know if this chap is reliable. The Twitter guy, not Rojo, obviously.

https://twitter.com/IdMjones/status/1022408768913592320?s=19
Forum: Football 24-07-2018, 09:33 AM
Replies: 13
Views: 1,398
Posted By DuanePipe
Robert Plant does our promos. But Noddy and Dave...

Robert Plant does our promos. But Noddy and Dave Hill announcing some Portuguese dreamboat* does have a certain appeal.

https://twitter.com/JacquiOatley/status/993965697679134720

*Not Pepe....
Forum: Off Topic 17-07-2018, 10:56 AM
Replies: 33
Views: 1,208
Posted By DuanePipe
The answer is; two snakes. You're walking...

The answer is; two snakes.

You're walking along an enjoyably scenic route in Bangladesh. Suddenly you feel a sharp pain in your ankle. Forgot to wear boots didn't you you dope! You've received a...
Forum: Football 27-06-2018, 10:44 AM
Replies: 769
Views: 43,472
Posted By DuanePipe
Would love Wolves to sign Shaw. Reckon he'd be...

Would love Wolves to sign Shaw. Reckon he'd be more suited to a middling Premier League team who would consider anywhere above 10th to be a decent season. Obviously a really talented player (far more...
Forum: Football 01-06-2018, 01:45 PM
Replies: 64
Views: 2,506
Posted By DuanePipe
I liked it when that youth from Cameroon hit...

I liked it when that youth from Cameroon hit Claudio Caniggia so hard his boot flew off. Always stuck with me for some reason.
...
Forum: News, Current Affairs & Politics 13-05-2018, 12:18 AM
Replies: 22
Views: 883
Posted By DuanePipe
My friend's uncle, Tony White arrested Nilsen...

My friend's uncle, Tony White arrested Nilsen outside of the Junction chip shop which is where we used to get our school lunch from. Makes you think. Actually, it doesn't.

You'd think being the...
Forum: Football 04-05-2018, 06:15 PM
Replies: 473
Views: 18,682
Posted By DuanePipe
Christ.

Christ.
Forum: Football 04-05-2018, 11:29 AM
Replies: 473
Views: 18,682
Posted By DuanePipe
Love hearing these people say what a good player...

Love hearing these people say what a good player Martial is going to be.

Going to be? He already frigging is. It's right there. Touch, composure, ability to move it in really tight spaces....
Forum: Football 22-04-2018, 05:10 PM
Replies: 79
Views: 4,221
Posted By DuanePipe
Was funny. Colin might *might* have had some...

Was funny.

Colin might *might* have had some moral high ground to stand on if he'd waited by the touchline for a bit and Nuno had ultimately ignored him. But he didn't do that did he. He instead...
Forum: Football 22-04-2018, 09:21 AM
Replies: 79
Views: 4,221
Posted By DuanePipe
:) I was indifferent to him previously. Just...

:) I was indifferent to him previously. Just another jobbing manager making his way. But when Wales were doing well I noticed his wife, former Sky Sports presenter who's name I now forget, was...
Forum: Football 22-04-2018, 09:06 AM
Replies: 79
Views: 4,221
Posted By DuanePipe
Balls to Chris Coleman. People soon forgot he was...

Balls to Chris Coleman. People soon forgot he was a failed club manager when he was managing a team with Gareth Bale in it and everyone was blowing smoke up his backside. He's made zero difference to...
Forum: Football 20-04-2018, 05:15 PM
Replies: 40
Views: 1,620
Posted By DuanePipe
http://www.utdforum.com/forum/showpost.php?p=48941...

http://www.utdforum.com/forum/showpost.php?p=4894179&postcount=279
Forum: Football 20-04-2018, 05:11 PM
Replies: 40
Views: 1,620
Posted By DuanePipe
You can ignore his goals, almost a sideshow, he's...

You can ignore his goals, almost a sideshow, he's a ridiculous midfielder.

The Premier League will see next season. His passing is incredible, he can tackle and he knows how to run the show in the...
Forum: Football 20-04-2018, 04:55 PM
Replies: 40
Views: 1,620
Posted By DuanePipe
Yes.

Yes.
Forum: Football 20-04-2018, 04:47 PM
Replies: 40
Views: 1,620
Posted By DuanePipe
No.

No.
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